Best Plaster Of Paris Poems
It Don'T Really MatterIt don’t really matter
If Plaster of Paris is not made in France
If Ginger and Fred never learned how to dance
If shoestring potatoes don’t grow in a shoe
It don’t really matter because I love you
If airports have doorways but call them a gate
If...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, fun, humor, love,
Form:
Rhyme
A Parabola By PicassoA Parabola By Picasso
On piece of paper painted picture of a parabola
And started cutting it off with a small spatula
Put plaster of Paris in protruding plastic syringe
After seeing ugly color I then started to cringe.
All the color on parabola had just been sprayed
Out in...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, encouraging, hilarious, inspirational,
Form:
Couplet
EighteenPlaster of Paris
The phantom that will be missed
When casts are long gone...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, beautiful, beauty, meaningful, metaphor,
Form:
Haiku
Ball Boys Done ItBall Boys Done It
I confess have to guess how they got in this mess;
Did not possess any fines when they did address
The public as to problem Patriots had to bare;
Failed to fill ball with right amount and enough air.
So in despair were found to...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, funny, humorous, boy,
Form:
Couplet
Tom's Tid BitsBridal Party- what horses have when they get new saddles
al dente' vegetables- vegetables hard enough to dent your teeth
Oregano- the Italian section of a northwestern state
John Doe- a hooved animal that frequents prostitute deer
Civil Defense- fighting off an aggressor politely
Plaster of Paris- an extremely strong...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, funny, on writing and
Form:
Burlesque
Twenty Trashy Tom's Tid-Bits1) Agronomy- the science of pissing me off.
2) Ahab- acknowledging that you own something.
3) Acetone- the sound made by one "passing gas".
4) Acquaint- Not an underwater swimming device.
5) Acrostic- A very angry blood sucking insect.
6) Plaster of Paris- Extra stronge French cognac.
7) Carpeting- Lovingly stroking...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, funny, on writing and
Form:
Burlesque
A Ghost Story (For the Ghost Story Poem Tag Game)In a old old rambling structure
Down on the street called Broadway
Upper floors that had been deserted
For many and many a day
Lighting a fire
Starting to pondering
Things from long ago
Remembering songs and legends
Stories that I had been told
The fire light began to flicker
Then undressing for the...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, fantasy, funnyfire, fire,
Form:
Pool of BloodFrantic, cleanliness, cleanliness
Blood is thicker than water
The blood is thicker, clotting, clotting
The bandages and duct tape
Plaster of Paris, a perfect cast
Without a script, no stage left
No stage right, the operating theatre
The scalpel caught a glimpse of light
Asleep, breathing, breathing
The magic milk, intravenously
The milk medication, choking,...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, health
Form:
Free verse
Matty Mattel Doll Circa Mcmlxv(alternately titled: idolizing childhood's end
today April 25th, 2021
generates elusive warm treasured memories).
Akin to significance my eldest sister
felt toward her “Willies” –
(totally tubular fuzzy bendable contrivances
analogous to an outsize pipe cleaner)
until she became a tweener
my Matty Mattel Doll (circa mid 1960's)
meant the webbed wide world...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, 1st grade, age, best
Form:
Rhyme
My Matty Mattel Talking DollWhile meditating earlier today,
a flashback leapt
clear for me to assay,
those ever receding
early boyhood daze,
now subsumed within fifty,
plus nine shades of gray
blissfully innocent naivety,
(though blessed) no...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Board To TiltBoard To Tilt
Around with each other should start to spar
Regarding what to do with all our PR
When and were business should discus
And also analyze and raise a fuss.
Social gathering not great or appropriate
Might find people who are having a fit
Then those who want to start...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, analogy,
Form:
Couplet
A RoomA ROOM
I went behind those painted walls;
And that I ever saw;
Plaster of Paris wooden slats;
Gypsum board adoptive adolescence;
The period following the onset
Which a wall develops added ceiling floors;
Now becomes a...............................Room
after construction
4/22/18
written words by James...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, deep, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Orbiting the MoonSwingin' around this
Dull grey orb,
Plastered with holes,
Soft ridged mountains
Plaster of Paris I'd swear
Took me a couple of years,
To work my way up there,
I had to keep one secret,
Announced to no one,
On the dark side of the moon,
I found a "Seven-Eleven",
And a "White Castle" too
And possibly...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, adventure, fantasy, imagination, life,
Form:
Burlesque
BemoanedHe is dead, many confirmed.
I am sad for the people who knew him,
though I never did.
to me he will always be 'what's his name.'
He died peacefully in the eye of a tornado,
he died on a bus to the City of Angels.
it was so sudden
a shock...
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Categories:
plaster of paris, poetry,
Form:
Free verse