Tom's Tid Bits

Bridal Party- what horses have when they get new saddles al dente' vegetables- vegetables hard enough to dent your teeth Oregano- the Italian section of a northwestern state John Doe- a hooved animal that frequents prostitute deer Civil Defense- fighting off an aggressor politely Plaster of Paris- an extremely strong French cognac Macaroni and Sneeze- a person allergic to pasta Mushrooms- rooms for people to sit in and feel sorry for themselves Shock and Awe- someone who says "Awe, shucks!" when they watch you stick your finger in an electric socket Love Seat- a person's fondness for sitting down. "Quality Time"- an expensive Rolex "Strip Mall"- a shopping mall for nudists Console Organ- trying to make your sorrowful electric organ feel better Poison Ivy- giving strychnine to your hen-pecking wife Ivy "Justifiable Homicide"- killing "Billy Mays" of TV commercial infamy "Shipping and Handling"- mysterious outrageous charges for "free" stuff "Foster Child"- an adolescent drinking Australian Foster Lager beer "Law Practice"- Why are they still practicing? When will they get to know it? "Trick or Treat"- whether you are the "Hooker" or the "John" Remember- sometimes I add more to these, so check back every once in awhile. Anyone is welcome to add their's....we are "family", after all. tom