Best Pidgin Poems

?The way you dey enter my brain, 

The way you dey burst my head, 

Nobody don ever make me feel this way before… 

Each time...

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As time dey go, people dey forget.

Friends dey go and enemy dey come,

I go still respect those people wey give us their tomorrow

So that me...

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“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar”
There are too many hypocrites caught with their pants on fire
There is one Honest...

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No more faxes, no more phones                   ...

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No more faxes, no more phones                   ...

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A list of names this contest needs
But what to pick to serve this deed?
I'll use the census - names top ten
And express my wisdom -...

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Unquotable quotes – VI

(Note : A good many of the « epigrams » in this sequence of quotes are a take off on other well-known...

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Na im one day i carry my car commot for
house,
As i dey go na im i see one man dey shout.
'Stop there,stop there',he dey tell...

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Perspiration beads my beleaguered brow,
running in rivulets down cheeks aglow.
A hazy miasma the air does plough,
electric energy begins to flow. 

Distant rumblings, crowned palm trees...

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Don cross dah line young man
For you caan  see dae other side
Yu plate alreadae full
With rep fruits fit fo dae king

I say, hol on....

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Outline the case for dialect strange,
Notes in pidgin where locals groom.
Sense turn of phrase in language change,
Indulge new tints as gossip blooms;
Notice the sway of...

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Childhood in New York

Childhood in New York 
 
Pocket change dangling from open pockets 
candy stores soda fountains five and dimes 
root beer floats licorice...

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In between her legs
her innocent mind 
hurts no flies
but her beauty hurts 
those in chase of her 
whom she don't want
she is so beautiful 
every...

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She speaks with her nose opened wide
Like that of  Queen  Elizabeth the none
From the fringe of the nose
She speaks very fluently 
Chewing Queen’s...

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*The Boy Who cried German*

  Although Ikeh was as nervous as ever he still gathered a little guts to address those sluts. He always...

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