Best Pfizer Poems

A psychologist is a person who decided to spend a lot of money,
To recieve a piece of paper that says they know everything about me.

Sure...

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He sees it gleaming on the side of the road
Looks at it closely…pleased it isn’t a toad
Ever so blissful is that strapping young buck
He can’t...

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Bad Santa won’t wear safety clothing		
so the reindeer will not pull his sleigh 		
They ignore him and treat him with loathing	
since he’s refusing to work...

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It may have been the WiseElders Circle
that commissioned the GrantWriter's first proposal.
Yet others claim it was the Young Adults,
And Pfizer prescribes New London's original health...

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This story remains unfinished
as do all the best tales told.
Yet I must warn you
it has a happy healthy ending,
not dystopian,
although not a finished
political wealth utopia,...

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Please clearly print your name
on the front of your mask. Cupid.


(Cupid is having a heck of a time this year. Not to forget all the...

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Mr. Eli is such a nice guy, 
his skin's a pretty Lilly white
'times when my placebo ain't workin'
my personal pill prescribing plight

generically i'm very uncommon
as...

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I believe in the bold tomorrow,
The theory of the radical way,
Without friends and follow,
Upon the past undone with sway.

The Bush’s read their bible,
The Clinton’s quietly...

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Attention smokers – come on down!
We’ve got vaccines for you!
Just push those older folk aside
And front-line workers, too.

Like cancer patients, you deserve
To jump the Pfizer...

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They Are Recalling WHAT!

By Elton Camp

Most car recalls are not a big deal
We’re still safe behind the wheel

Even food recalls are usually okay
If the food...

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By some quirky short circuit.
A drone mutated itself 
and became intelligent
.
As fate would have, 
The drone decided to take revenge. 
Chose Chill Bates as its...

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Dear Mr. Pfizer,
  I wish I'd been a whole lot wiser..
One year ago I got your vaccine
and things happened to be that weren't forseen..
The...

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COVID 19 CHRISTMAS CAROL SALUTE

I’ll stay home for Christmas with my family,
Wear my mask just like they ask, and wash hands frequently.
Christmas Eve will find...

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Any tourist visiting the Big Apple
has noticed a big change in attitude;
everyone rushes by looking sad and acting rude,
" Our city has gone through a...

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The House Soup of the Day
  By me always holds sway
Be it tomato or potato ~
  Hold the 'tender chunks of crow'

As for...

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