Best Peeved Poems

To the tune of.. “These are a Few of my Favorite Things“.

Bass boomers spreading their mis’ry in traffic
Craving attention and driving me spastic,
Not caring an...

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Dear S.,

I was in the market yesterday
digging through a tray of grapes
trying to find the freshest bag,
but most seemed half-decayed.
I was just about to leave
(feeling...

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"Why do you love me, Dear?" she cooed.
    "You're cuddly, cute, and sweet," he said.
    "Your mama's cat is...

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She bustles
her boys out of bed
grouse, groan, growl
groggy gripes
snarky snipes, as they squabble
their way to breakfast

Packs their lunch
crunch, smack, munch, they eat
hurry boys-
catch the bus
flurry...

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The following limericks are a continuation of: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/wicked_marys_been_a_bad_girl_1381428


Mary was simply horrid, as a wee girl
She was naughty and selfish, a school yard churl
She picked on...

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Precariously personable 
Privately peeved
Parading pompously
Pronouncing pretty paragraphs
Possibly pretending pompousness
Poetic permanence 
Powerfully 
Performed...

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Some people speak so softly
that our ears they do strain..
We ask them to repeat themselves
over and over again..
It's frustrating to both parties and
some times they...

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Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by


It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations


Chasing Unicorns
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck


Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?


Culinary Robotics
Creator...

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What a spectacle Betty was making
of herself in the kitchen while baking.
She kept tripping and falling.
Other cooks found it galling
all the dishes each day she...

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Public urinals conceived

Paris residents peeved...

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The cooks in the restaurant found it appalling
how Betty messed up every pie she was baking
and how- from her tripping and falling -
dish after dish...

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Sea Czar Caesar sees her seated on a cedar two-seater beside the East Sea Seder.  He grieves since he sees his sister, Esther Dexter,...

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Drool the duck got mad at a bull and whacked up a bee
            ...

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Send a text
And what comes next
Perhaps is a reply...
But maybe not
And you know what?
You'll have no reason why.

Was not received
Or someone's peeved
And chooses to ignore...

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When Ma got her social security check

    To the Cripple Creek casinos she'd trek

        ...

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