My Least Favorite Things

To the tune of.. “These are a Few of my Favorite Things“. Bass boomers spreading their mis’ry in traffic Craving attention and driving me spastic, Not caring an oodle for anyone else, This **** will drive one to poor mental health! Cops who ignore them and keep right on driving, Passing we drivers who are suff’ring and sighing, Speeding, ignoring all laws of the road , Why do they think they’re exempt from the code?! That lady texting who’s climbing your bumper, Foll’wing for miles, you’d sure like to dump her, Getting so peeved I just ran a red light!… But she’s hanging in there with all of her might! Here comes a pick up and he’s really flying, can’t push me over but he’s really trying, sans blinkers he cut me in one single swoop, You scraped my bumper you dang nincompoop! Sweating and trying, for my place I’m vying, Choking on gas fumes, ‘n some kid is crying That lady just stopped for a friggin green light, I screeched on my brakes and near died of fright! That bass nut’s still booming, my blood pressure’s zooming, That green light stopper’s picked this time for grooming That texter’s horn behind me is starting to blow, The light turned red and she thinks I should go! These are a few of my least favorite things, That I could avoid if I only had wings… I commute 3 hours a day and this is just a sample. : ) ,