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No Sounds of Any Kind Please, Even Silence

The Sounds of Silence
By: Simon & Garfunkle

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciERzSFRwzk

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With a Little Salt and Lime

Hello Jose my old friend
I've come to guzzle you again
The party started before afternoon
I started sipping on you far too soon
My last SENTENCE I fear was slightly slurred
(Vision blurred)
Forgot to EEEET----my breakfast

They look with pity upon me
'Can't hold his liquor', they agree
Now I'm weaving when I try to walk
Senseless babble when I try to talk
Then I feel the NEEEED to flee to an old-oak-tree
(To heave and pee)
but cannot LOOOZE---- my breakfast

Did not like his tone at all
Got myself into a brawl
I quickly put him in his rightful place
Broke his knuckles with my pretty face
Shoulda’ had my OOOATS but didn't so alas!
(I kiss the grass)
and now my ASSSS----is breakfast

In the morning I awake
moaning with a bad headache
Bright-sun glaring through the window pane
I whine and whimper in my wretched pain
In the next room a TV-is-blaring
and screams in my pounding-ear
(No thank you dear)
Believe I'll PASS on----breakfast

*Moral of the story: Never drink before noon OR on an empty stomach...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 1/17/2017 3:49:00 PM
ROFLMAO!! You're a hoot my friend!! Must fave for when I need a good belly laugh!!
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Date: 10/28/2016 3:49:00 PM
Still laughing out loud!!!! Thanks of making my day. Lainey
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Date: 10/14/2016 12:10:00 AM
oh this sure made me smile Tim! Bridge over troubled water is a stunning LP and I cannot remain silent I have to say you have matched the words to the song perfectly:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/13/2016 8:12:00 AM
Very fun write...congrats on your placement :)-luloo
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Date: 10/12/2016 9:55:00 PM
One of my favorites, this was so much fun. Congrats. I also like your taste in music.
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Date: 10/12/2016 9:11:00 PM
Cheers! and Grats! I love your alternative lyrics!
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Date: 10/12/2016 8:10:00 PM
Loved your version, congratulations Tim...
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Date: 10/11/2016 12:39:00 AM
haha, Tim, I covered the food and you covered the drink. Let's hope that John does not mind funny stuff. THis is GREAT funny lyrics for the song. I would have done it that way too. That song is far too serious!!!
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Date: 10/5/2016 9:00:00 PM
lol...love it Tim definite fav
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Date: 10/5/2016 7:20:00 PM
You are amazing Tim, my friend, I love ""The Sounds of Silence By: Simon & Garfunkle"" I read your poem on the bottom with the tune in mind. I am so pleased to read... LINDA
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 10/5/2016 7:31:00 PM
Thanks my friend...Hope it gave you a little smile this evening

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