Best Pantry Poems

She sneaked into the pantry, tender steps came from behind 
His charismatic twinkle took her heart completely by surprise
And in a speck of time, a secret kiss to follow
As fate joined them together, forever in tomorrow

Through the years she won't forget the day he called...

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There was a she-ghost in Elly's pantry
                           She loved cold meat and a lavish entree
    ...

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'Pantry ****' writes Professor Denton
    is a crusade that she's been sent on
  to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
    that she's an ignorant, stupid lout 

  She claims that tidy pantries and manicured lawns
 ...

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I know a family that doesn't have much
  But their small abode is spotless
    You can eat off their floors

  'Course that makes them 'classist and racist'
  The home in which they take such pride 
   ...

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dissident drive in
transcellular circumstance
chromosome causes
proton personalities
organic typhon swallows...

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My Pantry

I have a kitchen pantry,
Narrow though it is,
Still contains some sterno,
For the millennium’s world’s end.

I’ll not tell you how long ago
Its contents got organized,
And the blue shelf liner, wrinkled now,
Would have won a magazine prize.

Its door has an old-fashioned hook,
Due to the settling of...

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In The Pantry Where Secrets Dwell
A story now I’ll softly tell.
Of moments lost to time’s embrace,
And passions found in hidden space.

A touch of hard, cool, and wet,
A memory of joy I won't forget.
With every glide, with every thrust,
It wakes the senses and stirs up lust.

On...

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Sugar-cured prawn omelette
pumpkin risotto
a fusillo with meat balls
and spiced aubergine
ricotta cheesecake
goosberry
Fool !...

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The spouse betook monthly outing
today May 4th, 2022 
to 3938B Ridge Pike, 
Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426.

No more bare cupboards,
fridge, and deep freezer
since returning with more than
our share of daily bread,
plus other sundry provisions
referring to this mister, who
frightfully squawks like an old geezer,
ruler of roost,
plus the missus...

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No more bare cupboards,
fridge, and deep freezer
since returning with more than
our share of daily bread
referring to this mister, who

frightfully squawks like an old geezer,
plus the missus
also ain't no spring chicken,
being locked within crosshairs
elderly stage, she doth dread

ample carload for us,
alleviating this bum searching
for crumbs to...

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Here's a piece of reality guaranteed to make you nauseous and sick.
We treat our oceans as a combination pantry / toilet.
Our oceans are a great resource for much of our food,
yet we dump our wastes into the sea
polluting our pantry.
Eat from the toilet? Now that...

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Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused many sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis...

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Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis...

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they've also got a guest on
who suffers from, the inability to burp

he sounds so bored presenting
the thing

as i listen, i notice 
the lid of the jar of the piccalilli

it states this condiment is,
'the life and soul of the pantry'

on google i look up images
of 19th...

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The fate of a losing country
One first observes in her gentry.
Parents lock kitchens, mount sentry;
The food-craving child bared entry.

Yep, the fate of such a country
I have espied in her pantry:
A family in quandary,
From soap men withholding laundry,
The neatly washed not primary
The well-ironed secondary...

On the roads...

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