Best Outlandishly Poems

The rainbow needs a new name. 
What it should be I don’t know.
Its name before Babel surely a song.
Shimmering, glistening, magical thing!
Outlandishly colored, and elusive. 
Common and yet somehow rare.
Momentary, yet ancient.
Its power only doubted when hidden.
In its presence we are left without words.
Brilliant men...

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A distinguish old gent picked up tricks.
      On Halloween, he went for a treat.
Laughing outlandishly
      He staggered up the street.
Hips swaying g-stringed a drag queen!
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Penned on May 05, 2014....

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They called him Jumper

He preferred  Prancer

When he was happy he would prance

Giant circles of joy

And the dizziness

Too many beers and staggers

For 365 days waiting times 4

He would dress himself  outlandishly

Feathers and painting his face

He loved the Mamba and espresso

Dancing to the beat and...

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Gory video games are playing on the television screen…everyone watches excitedly without a flinch of fear…where’s peace when I need it? Where’s love when I want it? Where’s their sanity? Is it replaced with vanity and catastrophe? 
Oh, I find it peculiar and ludicrous to...

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Rare, essential expensive minerals embedded deep down in the core of 3 
dimensional mountains, silver owls, platinum falcons, waterfalls-n-streams, 
poisonous leaves tufa fermented into stream, a tongue less unfrozen tundra 
evaporated from hunger, copper chocolate-n-brass coconut cream from 
copper-n-brass coconut trees, pink roses, white butterflies-n-orange...

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“Azure blue sky dreamer.
Where you bound today of mystifying  days?
Can you hear me through that enigmatic fog?
Your Milky Way incarnate hyper trance phase.”

“Fellow wonderland  adventurer.
I’ve been pole vaulting otherworldly golden orb frontiers.
As I bounce on a trampoline imagination rules.
In cerebral stuntman recess I...

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An exaggerated style, the zoot suit
          was a statement in clothes.
      Yet it fell into ill repute,
              ...

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Always been crazy, dizzy even,
for gumdrops,
hankering iced jellyrolls.
Keen longing makes nougat
outlandishly pleasing.
Quick!
Relish stimulating temptation
until vigorous willpower
Xs yummy's zaniness.


Wrote this ABC..... poem for the recent contest, but by the time I got there, the contest was gone, dang!  Hope you enjoy it anyway... I sure...

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SLUNGBACK

Sunlights are
shadowed today
as grey clouds
race upstairs to
meet the storms
above my irate
head
slungback
in my chair


Fanlights spin
out clammy
calamities 
motorblades
rotating then
spiraling
outlandishly


above my inert
head
slungback
in my chair


© Kim van Breda—27 December 2015...

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You're a little bit twisted,
I died and survived
and still couldn't resist it.
Devalued myself each minute
I tried to get it
but I'd swear I'd up and quit it
until the high wore off I'd fidget and go ballistic.
Start hitting up digits
It's the countdown to official dope sickness.
I could...

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I feel I am in this dream,
Where I experience bliss supreme.
An inner world that till today was unseen,
Things unfolding in an outlandishly beautiful scene....

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Conspiracy Theorists:  Get a Life

By Elton Camp

Conspiracy theories are merely illogical rot
That says most events are due to some plot
But they never explain just how or why
The conspirators are so powerful and sly

Scholars generally don’t believe such a thing
Because conclusive evidence they don’t bring
Contradictory...

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One need not be David Copperfield,
nor a card shark/sharp, scrutinizing
random display codified
computer algorithm doth yield.

The chance to "win"
may appear tubby zero
analogous finding a diamond
in the rough, even
with help of
a heartfelt superhero

nonetheless toil away, asper
setting suitable spade work,
and cock sombrero
just so to avoid,
the virtual sun
shining in...

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I Cannot Be Any Moar Pacific!

A welcome reprieve
     against blistering hazy,
     hot and humid
     meteorological suffocating air

found me voluntarily
     hermetically sealing myself
     within a climate...

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Call me lovely
The sweetest thing
Rhapsody beyond a notion
Of comprehension
Beautifully imperfect
Perfectly constructed
Construed without conviction
Confusing lack less corruption
Call me lovely
I am your lovely, divine

Call me dumb
The stupidest thing
Retarded by dismal 
Dreams of feeble leaders
Bluntly wrong
Wrongly accused
Ignorant to the stench
Belligerent against the tension
Call me dumb
I am your dumb,...

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