Best Oreo Poems

Do you know exactly how to eat and Oreo,
Well to do it you,
You unscrew it.....very fast.
'Cause a kid will eat the middle of an Oreo...

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Oreo cookies
Followed me home

I wanted to keep them but they had better plans.
I ate eight of them yesterday, with cool, cold milk.

My husband asked today...

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Once again, I ate more then one.
Returning to the stack such fun,
Examining the richness complete,
One cookie not left to eat.

Culinary flavor in every bite,
Original taste...

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She eats the cookies
She eats the cakes
She eats for sins sake
Spiced rum and frozen mars bars
She is addicted
Not to me...

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(a poem a deux)

        The Oreo is there.
        Out of sight,...

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A twist and a turn
Then you eat the cream;
You take the chocolate cookie
And dip in ice cream.

Put some milk in a glass
Take a dip,
Then take...

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August wind, glass moon,serendipity...
two chairs gazing at each other in tender flow.
Hundred miles away, clouds gather
to fondle the opening and closing
of after- midnight refrains,
both trespassing...

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Kahlua drizzled on top
Ice cream sliced like pie.
Dark fudge floats in the center.
Crumbled oreo crust
Floating in hot fudge.
Ambrosia
Joy!...

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Written for Jan Allison, who then decided I should share it for poop verse afficionados.
True story, by the way.....

There are some jobs where heeding worker's...

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Harvey the Hippo

Harvey is a huge hippopotamus
Who bathes in a bay that is bottomless
HIs mouth is as large as a riverboat barge
And he weighs ten...

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Just when I think I've seen it 
All throughout this  land
They went and upped the anti 
On the classic can of Spam

Those with the...

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What do you want for lunch?
A unicorn sandwich.
Okay. What’s in it?
A unicorn, silly.
With peanut butter?
Rapid head nod.
And an Oreo?
Sure.
In the sandwich or next to it?
We...

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I'm mixed, biracial, an oreo, a mutt. I get called a lot of thing but in the end I'd like to be called human. That's...

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NEANDERTHAL

In times gone by, now recondite,
Neanderthal, erect, upright,
spoke softly, tones so lily-white,
and tried to put the world aright.

He taught us how the flame ignites
that wearing...

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Where I’m From

I’m from tea parties and tutu’s,
From fingernail painting and Oreo cookies.
I’m from jumping on the trampoline,
And water sprinklers in the front yard.
I’m from...

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