Best Oreo Poems
Do you know exactly how to eat and Oreo,
Well to do it you,
You unscrew it.....very fast.
'Cause a kid will eat the middle of an Oreo first;
And save the chocolate cookie outside for last.
Daisy Yant
05/27/2015
Sing Me A Jingle Contest
Oreo cookies
Followed me home
I wanted to keep them but they had better plans.
I ate eight of them yesterday, with cool, cold milk.
My husband asked today if I need anything from the store.
Oreo cookies! My happy side yells.
We have already gained so much weight, my ugly self complains.
My husband does not hear the words,
But he knows me well.
Oreo cookies
Followed him home.
Once again, I ate more then one.
Returning to the stack such fun,
Examining the richness complete,
One cookie not left to eat.
Culinary flavor in every bite,
Original taste that satisfies right,
One dip in milk, rich to the core,
Keeping the history, craving more,
I am always filled with delight.
Extraordinary savor just right.
She eats the cookies
She eats the cakes
She eats for sins sake
Spiced rum and frozen mars bars
She is addicted
Not to me
(a poem a deux)
The Oreo is there.
Out of sight, it calls to me.
Oreo: Love! Come to me. Pleasure awaits.
Me: No. Will power! I will not succumb.
Oreo: Think of chocolate...tongue-lingering, senses-reeling, so appealing...
Me: I am stronger than chocolate.
Oreo: Beneath the surface lies cream. Pure, unadulterated cream.
Me: I have a new book to read.
Oreo: Love, be reasonable. You know you want me.
Me: I don't.
Oreo: You do.
Me: Don't.
Oreo: Do.
Me: Don't.
Oreo: Do.
Me: Don't, don't, don't!
(pause)
Oreo: (seductively) Milk.
Me: (groan)
Oreo: I adore bathing in milk. It makes me so soft, so vulnerable, so wet.
Me: No! Not there. Don't touch me there!
Oreo: A veritable orgy of ecstasy in your mouth.
Me: O stop! Don't! Stop. Don't---stop---don't---stop---don't stop.
Oreo: My love!
Me: Wait for me, I'm coming. O God, I'm coming!
A twist and a turn
Then you eat the cream;
You take the chocolate cookie
And dip in ice cream.
Put some milk in a glass
Take a dip,
Then take that cookie over your lip.
Chew it up and put it down your tongue.
Look out stomach!! Here it comes.
Well just in case you don't know;
That's exactly how to eat an Oreo.
Penned for contest 6/4/2015 3:57 p.m.
Sponsored by Lyric Man
Black chocolate or creamy white it doesn’t matter
See past the outside and you’ll find a taste of something beautiful
Your values may change, shift, and shatter
Black chocolate or creamy whit it doesn’t matter
Don’t speak mindlessly with your chatter
For neither is better or more suitable
Black chocolate or creamy white it doesn’t matter
See past the outside and you’ll find a taste of something beautiful
CHOCOLATE hands slide over IVORY skin
making her quiver with his built up anticipation
His mouth blends to her
Like melting CARAMEL
His hands provide a corset of feeling
Sending Across Her Spine
A Squadren Of Shivers
He croons to her
Let me make love to you
as the moonlight shines in
over their bare skin
CHOCOLATE Dipping MILK
Inside The VANILLA ICEING
Creating OREOS and CREAM
dessert
Black tie
Sweet crisp and old
It's not a tuxedo style Joe event
It's not the plain vanilla sweat, tears, and fears
My dear
It's the sugar and imprint of guilt on my cookie
It's the finger that marks the "see right through you clear" cup on the counter
It's the crumby, un-origional, unique makings of the being that ate the five or ten sweet
sandwhichs
mindless crunch crunching
crinkle munch munching
touch then digesting our descision to escape
and quite honestly relate
The truth lies
Somewhere in that book of fair warning and recognition
Because if you give a mouse a cookie, hes going to want milk to go with it
-Jess
Since the day you came home
You were my best friend.
My shoulder to cry on,
The fur beneath my tears and laughter.
My walking buddy,
Or should I say running buddy.
Though you are no longer with us,
You are still here,
In our hearts, forever year after year.
Articulated words
From your lips...
Soothes more than
Smooth creamed cookie.
Melanin skin tone,
You are...
Makes this cookie green.
Your sapience, very distinct
Making a library curse
Your existence.
Resistence, I sucked
From your crispy nipples
Forming ripples
Down my infant tummy.
Oreo, might be yummy,
Crunchie and sweet;
That mama, can't
Contend with
Your rarebreed
Baked ennead months from your oven.
I became your best torte;
Sweeter than the sweetest,
Your end product.
Kind hearted you are,
Your heart larger
Than Philadelphia city...
Accomodates all with pity.
Like a tulip in the tropical forest
Your warmth beckon one to rest.
Your life, very admirable
Than the sight of a phillerya.
Before you depart,
Record an audio
To soak in while I crunch my Oreo.
©? Rarebreed «2020
Oreo Planet sleeps above the event horizons deep
Black holes, dark matter, form between the light
Vanilla stars follow Orion’s galactic path on course
Along the ecliptic everything is night
Planet Oreo stands alone in clouds of wonder
A mystery in the universe as something baked
Is that a small unleavened cake, crisp, flat and sweet?
Is that a cookie floating in the distant mist oh so deep?
Mirrors reflect the brilliance of the sun
Life is black and white and sometimes dumb
Oreo stands alone in cosmic clouds of wonder
Transitioning from cookie company into what?
Oreo is not just a planet but a cookie politic
“Transgenders exist” and that’s enough
So have another lick and don't confuse it with a bite
Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival
I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief
You were carried in by a stork
Too much wait for your arrival
Now that you’re here
Wasn’t told you do parkour
I can’t stop loving you
You’re so sweet little Oreo
In Memory of Oreo, the Glasses Thief
My guinea pig named Oreo, an affectionate little soul with a talent to behold..
With fur as soft as moonlight’s gleam,
And eyes so bright, like stars in a dream.
My Oreo, you brought such delight,
With mischief in your heart, mischief in your sight.
A master of curiosity, you wandered with grace,
Exploring the world at your own little pace.
When I’d ask you kindly, Take my glasses, you’d take them away,
With gentle nibbles, you’d remove them with care,
As I marveled at the magic we shared,
My Oreo, with your mischievous ways,
You taught me to find joy, even in mundane days.
You reminded me to cherish life’s little charms,
And embrace the bliss found in unexpected arms.
Now, as I stand here, in this bittersweet rhyme,
Remembering the laughter you brought in your prime,
I bid you farewell, my Oreo
May your spirit live on, in a world without end.
Farewell, Oreo, the glasses thief so sly,
Thank you for the love that will never die.
A reminder of the joy in life’s whimsical stride.
This is Oreo
Joined our family not too long ago
He is 12 weeks
Already become a member
With all his little antics
I wonder
Jumping, racing and playing
Following me about
Getting under my feet
Taken my heart already
He beautiful playful little kid
Lol
What can I say hes moved in already
I find myself buying him lovely little toys
Hurrying home just to be with him
I have given him several names
Professor Theodore Oreo the biscuit esquire
I love you Oreo