Best No Thanks Poems

Time is a teacher of patience, whose reward is wisdom.




    by Daniel Turner...

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This is not a ballroom
 There is no dance for you tonight
 I'm not looking for love
 I'm looking for pleasure reading poetry
 Sharing my thoughts and words
 Listening and reading your words
 Wipe your tears and clean your wounds
 Share, the sun, the moon,...

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I’M FULL THANKS AND DON’T WANT ANY WHORE

I am a transient with words unspoken
I am a soul who’s been damaged and broken
For years I lived someone else’s life
Being my son’s little league coach and picking up a drunken wife
I’m an unrighteous man who’s weary and...

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Second chances are rarely granted
Wishes on stars are eternally chanted
I come to you in pieces to make me whole
I look into your eyes, but somehow see your soul
Your dreams of breaking out, being free someday
Searching for the answers, looking for the way
Encountering a light hidden...

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Bartholomew Barton; his friends called him Barty
Eighteen years old but no birthday party
Slumped in the mud, a gunshot to the shoulder 
But unlike his comrades at least he’d get older

Tyrannical forces sought world domination
And Barty had marched with his mates for his nation
They gave him...

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Carl was tired of winter's sharp wars
Heartless and without love, even indoors
"I'm too old to shovel snow"
He bet everything ... woe
Rio de Janeiro he adores














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NO THANKS

I had a short life but didn't think my fate
Would be ending up on a Thanksgiving  plate 

But I won't be giving thanks on this day for I'm not able 
It's  because I'm laid out on a Thanksgiving table 

I'm not stupid...

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- Dancing Shoes, No Thanks -


For me to make a choice is easy
Freedom for my little toes

Not shiny or high heels
No catwalks or dance floor I seek

Sore toes and heels create nightmares
I choose the color red, just because it is cool

You can borrow my shoes...

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No thanks my friend
Do what ever you want
Do what ever you please
But I want to live in a drug
And alcohol free zone

No thanks my friend
Don’t you dare tempted me
Because I don’t want you
To put your bad influence on me
No thanks my friend

No thanks my friend
One’s...

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Met with town council

     To donate flocks of pigeons

          They said no thank you

               And they told me...

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Wind me up 

Watch me walk away

There is nothing more I have to say

I walk this world cold and alone now

No Thanks to you

The road we once walked on

Is Long gone and Broken

There are so many words 

I left Unspoken

So many words I wanted to...

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Dorian Gray came to me the other day
Offered to trade his portarit with one of mine
I politely refused and had this to say
Thank you, but I already have one that's fine

Everyday I do something really vile
It stares back at me with a most ugly face
Evil...

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Love,
you can keep it,
it makes me feel sick.
It's not good,
it's an evil trick.
Just like playing on a ouija board,
it's not your dead relatives,
it's a dark overlord.
It's not when the wind finally ceases,
it's when it returns and violently increases.

I fell for its lure,
I fell for its...

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What happened to your pumpkin patch?
Is there a color thief about? 
Did he turn their little spigots on
and drain their color out?

Perhaps the sun forgot to shine
and their hue could not accrue.
I wonder if they’d taste the same
if stirred into a stew.

For me white pumpkins...

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Worker bee ant was sent to bake cakes in a kitchen.
I was assigned to poison ivy, so now I’m itch’n.
I wanted to switch, so I asked if she could.
No, I hate to bake, but compared to you, I am good.

I blamed my cousin who shares...

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