Best Nazi Poems

I know the fact that it's Facebook
it somehow gives you an excuse not to abide
by even the most basic of grammar rules.
And I admit seeing an apostrophe
where it's not needed kills me a bit inside.
But, alas, I will restrain myself
from starting any spelling duels.
The truth...

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Limerick crochetés: Portrait of a Dead Brit Nazi, Lord of the Lollypoppians
                   Part One
Once an uppity man from Poland
Wed a stumpy wench from High Golan
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One day I heard a knock 
Or more a rapid tap upon my door. 
It brought me not acute alarm, 
For it was noonday by the clock 
And noontime rarely brings one harm, 
So with my midday tea I crossed the floor. 

I took a...

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Man #1:

If you like county music…you’re a Nazi.
If you still go the church…you’re a Nazi.
If you ever owned a gun…you’re a Nazi.
If you watch superhero films…you’re a Nazi.
If you drive a gas-powered car…you’re a Nazi.
If you liked to go fishing…you’re a Nazi.
If you hold doors...

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Why is everybody hating on me,
I’m just a poor white guy,
very ordinary
I live in the same neighborhood as you,
I ride on the same buses you do
Go to work everyday 
for the same minimum wage too
So why is everybody hating on me,
I’m your friendly neighborhood Nazi
I...

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Don't Be A Nazi

Flee the yoke of woke
and unlearn the hate inside
and be a human
reaching out with love to share;
Tell the universe, “I care!”
                  ***

Note: 
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Between waking and slleeping,
I noticed two men,
I knew they were naZis,
They were measuring my body,
And what's more they had a name for my body type,
Geraudeaus,
They called it,
#Further investigation proved that there is a paodophilic cult,
A subdivision of the now everomnipresent Nazis in this world,
Whoi rule...

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Sent Back to 
Grow Cold and Fear Darkness
Running through Hills,
Island Hopping
and Writing about it.

Spoke funny,
Dressed in high Fashion
Dancing upon Horses -
Slaughtering men and
Growing kings.

We Painted fields 
as Grain Packing coal
using Women,
not slaves but
Damn Close.

Remember the Water?
Found land below.
Sending plans to dispatch,
those Bound with 
All Our...

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WORLD WAR 11 THROUGH THE EYES OF MY MOM
POEM NO. 1 OF TRILOGY

World war 11 was nearing its end, 
The Nazis losing ground
In Russia, been driven out of Moscow, 
Everywhere snow bound,
Dying like flies because of the bitter cold,
No Food, no shelter, just attack after...

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A Reliquary Musing
 
A child’s doll melded into a stone in a former Nazi Death Camp
as its chilling image haunts the collective mind of those who live 
in the so-called civilized world of today and who profess a hollow
concern for a child who’s long dead...

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Be invisible. Be invisible. Be invisible. It was Jacob’s mantra.
He could taste metal in his bile; he was terrified.
Don’t make eye contact, he told himself. Do not look at the man.
The Nazi soldier came over to check to see whether he wore the star.
Jacob kept...

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He stood shivering in the biting cold
Shreds of dirty, flimsy clothes clung to his frame
All around his fellow skeletons huddled
Waiting for the inevitable walk to that sinister place

His wait had been longer than most
He had been subjected to terrible cruelty
He had seen all of his...

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On the canvas of a cold, grey, winter sky,
In large black letters above the Iron Gate,
Read the message: "Arbeit Macht Frei".
A shrewdly sinister, propagandist lie,
Designed to deceive all of our eventual fate.
This was the very first thing I saw,
When I got off the train at...

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I
Don't groan, I avoid hating -
Nazi Germany used 'National Socialist'
To give the lie to nationalism
And to God of all ethnoi, Jew and Gentile
But moans & groans turn to labeling
(Thinkers as Anti-Semite, even if Semitic)
Or friends of all nations, Jew & Gentile

II
You see what wrong?
I can...

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Out of all of us my best friend
Came to an inglorious, untimely ugly end
We were digging holes inside a cave
But what he didn’t know was that he was digging his own grave

When it was finally time to go to bed
He turned around and a Nazi...

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