Best Mumps Poems

There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
   The vet shook his head
   Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump...

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    Donald Trump

jumping hundreds of humps

chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced

wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …  
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