Best Multitask Poems

I play like a girl, I hit like a girl
You say I throw like a girl, 
And when I run -- I run like a girl!
All that plus more, enjoy this one-size-fits-all

Who and what I want comes from being strong 
Classy and fabulous, this is...

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To the melody of the Rolling Stones'
     ~ oldie, "Paint It Black" ~

I see a naked face, please put on a mask
No lipstick anymore, I want it to be masked
   I see the girls go by, so frightful in...

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When I traveled to the region of Basque,
I met a girl of whom sex I did ask
She said, “Yeah, sure mister,
If it includes my sister.”
So I told her, “Sure, I can multitask.”...

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Their baby girl turned out exceptional


Their baby girl is very exceptional
Her script perfect
She always had a book in her hand
Reading every spare minute
With a sponge like focus
At craft fairs, for example
She would hide under the table and read
At funeral services and church
She always brought a...

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There have been many songs and sayings associated with time.
Time Passages, Time After Time - can make you feel sublime.
Time In A Bottle is a song of romance and love
Cherish these feelings both below and above.

A watched pot never boils - I have found this...

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When I was young, 
My mum bought me a black barbie doll,
I wanted a white one,
I cried and tried,
to convince her to buy me a white one,
 all in vain.
she gave me no reason,
and it remained like that.

 

I never used to take care of...

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The Sundress, As A Marital Aid
By Rick Rucker

Before we begin, I am a “little” weird,
In case you have not “heared,”

When my Lover wears her mini sundress,
Her bare skin, I cannot wait to caress,

Her womanly delights, just out of view,
My lust for her, she does renew!

The...

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Why is technology more difficult to grasp, the more they try to simplify it? Take the computer for example, when it first came out it was big, expensive and bulky and not in use for the common man or woman. Then a strange group of...

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I arrived at gadgados 
today TD our receptionist
is on leave and i have to multitask
between HR and customer care desk

We did lose the keys to the washrooms
turns out the HR forgot and they ended
accompanying her home.. as we are almost
giving up hope of ever finding...

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American Beauty can do everything,

from graduating High School,

 intercede.

Judge kindly, 

love,

 multitask,

never overlooking passion.

Qualified referee,

singing tolerance.

Universal value,

warmhearted Xanthippe,

yapping zealously!...

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Santa Claus Dies on Christmas Eve

By Elton Camp

The fat man with the vacuous “Ho, ho”
Met disaster while he was on the go

Mall appearances and to multitask
Was too much of the old elf to ask

His conduct list he was trying to update
With a start, saw he...

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'A watched pot never boils'... 
well, that's not entirely true
I've scrubbed the stove for hours 
removing burnt on sticky goo

I guess I'm easily distracted 
from trying to multitask 
cooking tea while washing windows 
is a monumental ask 

stuff falls down onto the floor 
every dish...

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Obsessive, compulsive, special words...
to describe the way she copes.
Some like me have racing thoughts,
for others, it's locks and soaps.
I wish that mine were more physical,
and not so much in head.
I'm tired of waking every morning,
to that same internal dread.
Most enjoy the yellow, blazing sun,
but I'd...

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At water’s edge, this rocky chasm shore.
I am Belisama, numen of lakes and rivers,
or sometimes Brigit of mystic phasm lore.  
I am the brightest one, the fiery one who delivers.
To the Romans I am Minerva of wisdom and poetry.
The Christians rebrand me Saint Brigit...

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I'm so flexible but I can snap.
So never push me too far.
I'm very strong but I can still break..
My strength depends on how kind you are.

I work well with my own kind..
Together we bounce off the wall.
But just like Humpty Dumpty..
I can't be repaired after...

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