Best Mullet Poems

Each spring in the Gulf Coast Panhandle 
Seafood lovers attend a festival
Honoring the dark meat, oily mullet
That leaps into air shaped like a gullet
But the oddest part of this tradition
Is the mullet tossing competition
Both he-men and ladies take to the beach
To see how far their...

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We were walking around an arts and crafts festival when we happened upon a piece of folk art that got Deborah’s heart to thumping…
It was a colorful piece…made out of wood…in its center was a yellow mullet…jumping.

And when she read the message on the art:
‘The...

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I love that we are blessed with memories…how each and every one of us…all of humankind…has this wonderful ability to store images in our minds.

It’s one of the miracles of creation in a world moving ever forward…so fast we often lose track…how we were created…while...

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When handed a stuffed pullet
looks like a stunned mullet
should I turn surly
in high dudgeon
please don't bludgeon
this old curmudgeon
and not to be outdone
altho' I am an only son
blame my parents
by all means
as I'm the result
of their poor genes
which run the gamut
of the spectrum
but I don't care...

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