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Best Mrs Poems

Below are the all-time best Mrs poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of mrs poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member SANTA'S UNEXPECTED GIFT FOR MRS CLAUS - BAWDY LIMERICK



At Christmas he’s a busy chap -
and rarely has time for a nap
  But to his surprise
  He got a huge rise
When Mrs...

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Categories: mrs, christmas, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Mrs Claus Saves Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas and it started to snow
Santa Claus was getting ready to go, ho ho ho
To keep himself warm he drank Scotch...

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Categories: mrs, children, christmas, snow,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member THE MALE MENOPAUSE - please feel free to join in the collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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Categories: mrs, age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member APT NAME LIMERICKS COLLABORATION -NB SOME POEMS WILL BE BAWDY
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: mrs, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Poet -This Poem is About You
-Dear, Mr & Mrs Poet- 

Do you ever question where it comes from?
This poem's about you, sit down and get a load off 
Tranquilize your...

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Categories: mrs, dedication, deep, inspirational, metaphor,
Form: Free verse



hahahahaha i have no idea what to title this
help mrs. muse is gone and my mind is shooting blanks 
my friend called inspiration is trying to walk the plank 

motivation just married mr...

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Categories: mrs, introspection, friend, friend, high
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ode to Chocolate-COLLABORATION
To chocolate I pay my respects
Some folks say its better than sex
whether milk dark or white
Ev’ry bar I must bite
or I'll get a lack of...

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Categories: mrs, candy, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Girl
Secretly, I watch the neighbors, 
From my well-advantaged location.
Mrs. G. is complaining about her husband to Mrs. S.
No one's drama is ever as vivid as...

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Categories: mrs, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Personification
President for a Day
-Dr President Lady, please  launch the nuclear war button-

I'm packing up my girdle; I'm heading up state 
Where society thinks only men should run...

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Categories: mrs, appreciation, celebration, courage, devotion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mother -- Come Home




Sitting with her now
       Watching 
How did she get so old?
       How did...

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Categories: mrs, car, fear, love, mother,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member What Annoys Me
                     What Annoys Me.

 ...

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Categories: mrs, betrayal,
Form: Couplet
" Ike and Jane "- sequence 2
The name's Ike.
Some a ya might a met me before,
in my very first write,
and knew me as the stalker with the walker.
"Retired Romance" was the...

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Categories: mrs, funny, love, wifeme, me,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member MY CONTST POM
Poor Viv got caught in his loo 
(Was sporting his pink tutu) 
His Mrs. was mad 
Said you ‘stupid lad - 
your hairy thighs still...

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Categories: mrs, body, clothes, for him,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member M ---- Stands for ME
Well....since you asked...
I'll tell you now, no run around,
my letter is found
right in the middle,
in fact it starts
the "middle" word,
so it's no riddle...
if you can...

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Categories: mrs, life, me, love, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Where is The Lover




“Where is the Lover?”



Where is your Lover?
He is in your smile
where he kissed you
when you were fast asleep
bodies pressed into
burning heat
the fruits of passion 
tasted...

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Categories: mrs, romance, sensual,
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member Because you're a poet, that's why - a repost

Because you’re a poet, that’s why 


Behind the thick crimson and gold thread curtains
he stands listening to the din of the audience
searching their seats for...

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Categories: mrs, poetry,
Form: Epic
Premium Member ON THE WAY TO THE PRAYER MEETING
On my way to the prayer meeting with the Lord
Something funny and amusing happened to me…
First, I faced Miss Skeptic with her arrogant stare
Scorning, she...

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Categories: mrs, emotions, faith, god, how
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Christmas Holy Feelings
Santa Claus’s Elves were dancing and singing
Beautiful gifts they were aptly bringing.
Warm fireplace heated the workshop cozy.
Red poinsettia the Christmas posy.

Melodic singing as angels got...

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Categories: mrs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Santa Jingled All the Way
‘Twas the night before Christmas 
Mrs. Claus demanded a divorce.
Santa was being promiscuous
with older naughty girls, of course.

All those ho ho ho’s liked his package,
for...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mrs, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
THE BRIDE
THE BRIDE
The day is finally here
The groom has arrived
Here comes the bride gorgeously dressed
Her beauty shines like the harmattan sun
Her smiles are bright like the...

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Categories: mrs, daughter, girlfriend, i love
Form: Free verse
Premium Member When I Was Ten
 Now in my decline in the time of men
  I remember way back then when I was ten,
 when we lived in a...

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Categories: mrs, childhood, school,
Form: Couplet
Without A Clue

The guests were partying in the big house
a burglar sneaked in armed with a lead pipe
Mrs. White in the kitchen bastes a grouse
Colonel Mustard had...

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Categories: mrs, games,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Death Undignified, Fort Laramie 1860
High noon in Fort Laramie, the summer sun is oppressive.
A whalebone corset digs into my body’s tender parts.
Peering from the shop, my hand touching the...

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Categories: mrs, memory,
Form: Sestina
Premium Member Orange Crush The Adventures of Soda Pop VII
For those who are following this story, here is the next installment. If this is your first time reading, please read the first one and...

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Categories: mrs, adventure, childhood, crush,
Form: Personification
Premium Member The Bakery and a Buttermilk Bar
I'd almost forgotten, how fondly this little hamlet
snuggles tight against the purple hills, and how State street
divides the town into two parts, like a pizza,...

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Categories: mrs, nostalgia, teen,
Form: Narrative