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Best Mrs Poems

Below are the all-time best Mrs poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of mrs poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the Collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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Categories: mrs, age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: mrs, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Poet -This Poem Is About You
-Dear, Mr & Mrs Poet- 

Do you ever question where it comes from?
This poem's about you, sit down and get a load off 
Tranquilize your...

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Categories: mrs, dedication, deep, inspirational, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
Hahahahaha I Have No Idea What To Title This
help mrs. muse is gone and my mind is shooting blanks 
my friend called inspiration is trying to walk the plank 

motivation just married mr...

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Categories: mrs, introspection, friend, friend, high
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member T'Was the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, all children were in bed
Elves were loading the sleigh, for Santa's big night ahead
A heavy fall of fresh snow had...

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Categories: mrs, christmas, humor,
Form: Narrative



Christmas White
It was a dry December month
    There was no rain, there was no snow
And so his hopes were wearing thin
  ...

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Categories: mrs, christmas, fun, holiday, hope,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Window Cleaner
Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story
Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her...

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Categories: mrs, funeral, funny, humor, nursery
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ode To Chocolate-Collaboration
To chocolate I pay my respects
Some folks say its better than sex
whether milk dark or white
Ev’ry bar I must bite
or I'll get a lack of...

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Categories: mrs, candy, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Girl
Secretly, I watch the neighbors, 
From my well-advantaged location.
Mrs. G. is complaining about her husband to Mrs. S.
No one's drama is ever as vivid as...

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Categories: mrs, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Personification
Premium Member President For a Day
-Dr President Lady, please  launch the nuclear war button-

I'm packing up my girdle; I'm heading up state 
Where society thinks only men should run...

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Categories: mrs, appreciation, celebration, courage, devotion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mother -- Come Home
Sitting with her now
       Watching 
How did she get so old?
       How did...

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Categories: mrs, car, fear, love, mother,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Our Courtship
He worked at the local newspaper office.
I worked for his employer’s wife as a mother’s helper.
He had served his apprenticeship 
and was now a full...

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Categories: mrs, lovetime, me, time,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member What Annoys Me
What Annoys Me.

         The Wedding of Rubbish and Nonsense.

Dearest readers; Please stand, for the big day has...

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Categories: mrs, betrayal,
Form: Couplet
" Ike and Jane "- Sequence 2
The name's Ike.
Some a ya might a met me before,
in my very first write,
and knew me as the stalker with the walker.
"Retired Romance" was the...

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Categories: mrs, funny, love, wifeme, me,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member My Contst Pom
Poor Viv got caught in his loo 
(Was sporting his pink tutu) 
His Mrs. was mad 
Said you ‘stupid lad - 
your hairy thighs still...

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Categories: mrs, body, clothes, for him,
Form: Limerick

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