Best Microsoft Poems

My computer glared with social hate
I buried my head down
It beeped a message 
Telling me; we should really spend less time together,
I just think your making everything about me
I can't be friendly to your friends anymore
I can't keep wishing electronic happy B-days, when I don't...

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Imagine, you plus me
Picture, things we would see

Crop, all the bad things around
Edit, all the bad sounds

Paste, put two and two together
Cut, all the bad weather

Simplify, what life means to you
Redo, a past you once knew

Shape, a future into something you need
Insert, the words you...

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Da Microsoft Hoe. (sing it sort of to the tune of 16 tons.)
verse 1
Some people say we're nuthin but bits 'n' bytes.
I grew up fightin' on Sa'day nights.
Nevah thought we'd evah even need a password
Gittin where I'm goin'. I'sa dirty bird.
verse 2
I was bone one...

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This is the first of five found poems based on Microsoft dictation trials.  I took the verbatim text filled with gibberish and put into poetic stanzas otherwise no editing. 


Her and they moved to
a the final inspection went well
with E wall
 back to the...

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microsoft dictation poem part two 

When to the house
 and your lunch
 had a good lunch 
when the two D. Meyer 

we are only eight at the red cross 
to the I had a BLT 
center with each 10 home 

to ensure came home 
at...

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Telco one
 not until 5:00 PM

 had objected 
lack of will

 come back 
and go to some of actor dinner

 will fix the car tomorrow 
and work on my appeal 

might work 
and the appeal

 denied me 
to get on the other headphones 

when we...

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The painting went very well
 it looks much better

 it was a very hot day 
will vote by 

Microsoft trials dictation from: 
and submitted it to two journals 
and micro soft 

don’t expect a response from mike 
were shocked but had fun writing it 
will...

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Inspection report 
meeting went well
 met with him 
only at age six 

G P silver in the damage 
is shown her
 the news from the rear 
and as well as shown 
for the termite damage.  

In the termite 
go we had been a UGS...

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Green tree 
 is in the Kingstown Property 
in Alexandria 
with her mother
 and are tended to Jeff

 my mother in the wall
 is berating jobs for some reason 
to handle 

and tell my mother to calm down 
as Jeff has a temper problem 
job...

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Updating Word
What a gaff
$100 per year
How can they
Get away
With charging
So much...

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Hid all the menus
Windows did
Then shared the links
throughout it's grid

And spread the way
for what is thread
To mock the balkers
for their tread

And make their lives
a living led
For all the time
that's lost till dead...

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