Are You There God Its Me Microsoft

My computer glared with social hate I buried my head down It beeped a message Telling me; we should really spend less time together, I just think your making everything about me I can't be friendly to your friends anymore I can't keep wishing electronic happy B-days, when I don't know who the hell they are! Tell me you hear me..... also this facebook wench! Jesus does she have to know Everything you and me do in private Can't we even go out on an on-line date, Without checking for the latest youtube sensation I mean, since when do you even listen to OK Go? Not only that, but you use me to steal others copyrighted material I could go to jail and so could you, Do you want the FBI to confiscate me from you? I thougt so, I just came to the conclusion that You and me? we need to take a cyberbreak You should try your cellphone sometimes..., I know he definately feels left out Except when your using him to check on me! We're through This is done I can't keep living life knowing that your using me to become sociably popular I'm not your free ride to reality T-V fame Get it? Got it? Good! And if I catch you trying to tweet me in my sleep.... Well..... you don't even want to know!