Best Mcgee Poems

McGee was sitting by himself
In a quiet corner of the pub
Then softly closed the book he’d been reading
And gave it, a pat and a rub

When Finn walked in and saw McGee
He headed right to his table
As Finn sat down he wore a frown
For recognized the...

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Now down at our local pub
I noticed McGee at the bar
So I pulled up a chair, A bit unaware
That he was a bit under par

He said to me "Last night, 
I tried to take me own life
I wanted to end my misery
In this world full...

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In a horrible dull monotone

Bobby spoke, and his girlfriend would moan,

“No kisses from me,

dear Bobby McGee

till you first kiss the old Blarney Stone.”


Written March 15, 2017 for
Kim Merryman's Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest...

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MacJock looked uptight

When we said "That's not right,

We're not paying one pence you see" 

Den Finn swung and missed

With his powerful fist

And it landed on the jaw of McGee

MacJock grabbed a bottle

Intending to throttle

The closest poor sod in his way

And this caused a ruckus

McGee was...

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Christmas time was here again
It comes so fast these years
'Ole McGee sat with his wife
As she was moved to tears

Their children both had moved away
Its years since they've been home
And now sweet Mary and McGee
Sit by their tree alone

Suddenly McGee stood up
And made a mournful...

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The Secret Of McGee's 
Long Happy Marriage 



McGee was holding down a stool
At McJock's Pool-hall and pub
When Finn came in wearing a grin
And his *** smoked down to a nub

He pulled up a stool, and sat with McGee
And gave him a pat on the back
"Congratulations,...

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Money was getting extremely tight
And jobs in town were few
McGee was out of work for a while
But his faith in God was true

McGee was often seen  
On his front porch praying loud 
By his atheistic neighbor 
Who was sure and quick and proud

He daily...

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It was late one night when Finn walked in
And sat next to McGee at the bar
McGee, looking down was wearing a frown
While Finn lit up a cigar

Finn saw McGee was in mourning
By the black band he wore on his arm
And approached his friend so slowly
With...

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A poor little boy named Stinky McGee.
His problem, he'd fart whenever he'd pee.
His Mama fed him beans.
And you know what that means.
He was worried he'd fart the kind you'd see....

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His name was Lattie McGee.
I never met him, and he never met me,
but he touched my life in a profound way
when I saw his face on the news one day.

His little body was bruised and battered,
every bone in this child was broken or shattered.
He was...

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That's not my elephant, the barman said, when last I went a boozing 
Then threw at me a grin filled glance, that was a long way from amusing
You brought him here, you bring him home, your game I’m not abetting
So pack your trunk, get out,...

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Back when McGee was a fireman
A fairly long time in the past
He thought he'd go for a little walk
And feeling quite up to the task

That was until he saw a site
That was cute in a curious way
There he was , that little boy Shawn
Playing as...

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The boys were sitting all around the table with McGee
As he took to task to pour the glass of every man he'd see

"It's my anniversary" he would boast and say it loud
"50 years of married bliss" He shouted to the crowd

Remembering his first one he...

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Me un Finn came  'round

In what did we found

The Pub, wid a very large lock

Aye keep the key where no one cann see

Said our find mate, Erik McJock

So, let us awl in, out spurted  Finn

Cus drinkin' is what were intendin' 

Then  McJock...

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McGee and McJock had been friends
Through thick and thin over the years
In times of uncontrolled laughter
With others of unrestrained tears

Closer than brothers were these two
But, disagreed on only one thought
As McGee claim Jesus was Irish
McJock swore that Christ was a Scot

Well, the day came, McGee...

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