Mcgee Who Knew

McGee and McJock had been friends Through thick and thin over the years In times of uncontrolled laughter With others of unrestrained tears Closer than brothers were these two But, disagreed on only one thought As McGee claim Jesus was Irish McJock swore that Christ was a Scot Well, the day came, McGee passed away Like best friends, McJock didn't wait He passed on the very same day And both stood before Saint Peters Gate Saint Pete said "Boys you both made it, You have certainly proven your mettle" When McGee blurted "Pete no so fast now, Me friend and I, 'ave something to settle" McGee was about to explain further When Jesus appeared through the gates And looked at the pair now in shock Then greeted them both "G' day Mates"