Best Maximus Poems

There is a spirit that watches over you
    In the daylight hours, and nightime too.

    You may not think that they are there
     But there is a way to make you aware.

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I arrive at my job site 1-1 1/2 hours early 
every work day as a rule generally. 
I relax on a public bench with my container of coffee
while I psych myself to prepare for the day's hard work ahead of me. 
A magnificent Rottweiler was...

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Complexus-Syntaxus-Maximus

Complexity-Syntaxity
Ezra Weston Loomis Pound
Flamboyant expression
Poetic modernity new.

Seeking no rifacimento
Onomatopoeia
Confusing readers so
Intricate verses make us blue.

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved 
November 22, 2014
(Double Dactyl)...

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The student sits in third row last chair
His foolish words of attention are blurted everywhere
He understands not the value of listening
For he seeks laughs and howls for the teacher’s off>< pissing
Until finally the day of teacher student conflict
The teacher enquires of the student’s gimmicks 
Young...

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Man you a wizard warlocking written to spellbinding spoken word.
Jargoning prolific prophetic like the bible real truth.
I'm xeroxing you so x-ray this diagonally
Awe inspired me like Edgar Allan Poetically
Your magic wand sleight of hand transform to a mic.
Hand quicker than the eye trick.
You the spoken...

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“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?”
“Why you certainly may, my good sir”
“A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves
Starts me tingling and me motor to purr”

“Let us meander behind that tree over there
We can let our sweet passion flow
Bid a farewell to our inhibitions...

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“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?”
“Why you certainly may, my good sir”
“A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves
Starts me tingling and me motor to purr”

“Let us meander beyond that tree over there
We can let our sweet passion flow
Bid a farewell to our inhibitions...

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“The Road to Maximus and Winter’s de-Reckoning” 

Winter pulled me into Her
like I was Her new season
and cooly stroked my fevered skin 
like the contours of my body 
were the finest Lotus silk
an expensive treasure 
never seen before nor felt 

She curled into the shaded...

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Move your gluteus maximus, friend
Exercise is an important trend
When you get older it may help you bend
On Pilates, you can so depend

Very little money you will have to spend
This advice I readily defend
And it will help your ailments mend
This might also your lifetime extend....

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“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?”
“Why you certainly may, my good sir”
“A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves
Starts me tingling and me motor to purr”

“Let us meander behind that tree over there
We can let our sweet passion flow
Bid a farewell to our inhibitions...

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