Best Lubricant Poems

For Andrea’s contest 
Show me the Funny (part two)

Eskimo Nell & the Door Repair Man

Now Eskimo Nell 
Has a story to tell
A tale, about my...

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Hick Phonics - is a language to be taught in all Southern schools.
Here are some excerpts from the Hick Phonics/English Dictionary.
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Heidi - Noun - A...

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I embrace the nocturnal shade 
coiled beneath tangerine lamplight 
on the corner of the street 
in case a certain little lady walks by. 
I am...

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lies
big or 
little
they’re  still wrong,   
denying     
breath of  guilt thrives  
burning slowly    
...

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After one beer, I noticed her
When first she did arrive
After two beers, I finally could
Look her in the eye
After three beers, I walked over there
Still...

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(note: The site restrictions don't allow long epic poems, so I have split this into 6 segments, each should run straight on from the previous...

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1. Not thrown out of the show business
every year’s good and never less
my age placed in his mind’s steerage
I’m down to prove he won’t manage
it...

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gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek
   re: byte size buttock 
attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak
  ...

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On bed I lay, just staring at the ceiling 
And watching the fan rotate damply 
Like the propeller of a wounded plane.
Bedridden for three days...

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Alcohol
Social lubricant?
Laughing, falling, fighting.
Three sheets to the wind!
Drunk...

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Scarcely the Dropper-- a roach antennae Felt,

Some Maudling exterminator of nakedly inhuman hands.

Boiled renunciation falling sick With life itself,

For Libido has and Always Will Be…....

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gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek
   re: byte size buttock 
attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak
  ...

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Time and again he flashes those images before me;
The sin that so easily besets me
You should think that by now I get the picture
That I...

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The shaking starts as I think of our past together, as the mental
machinery shudders into action, an organic search engine that chews
through the years looking...

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I. a dark awakening

Shuddering awake feeling the freezing cold fingers still around my throat, struggling to catch my breath struggling to focus.

Finding my air. Shaking...

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