I Was Just Being Sarcastic, I Meant To Say All You Lousy Poets Who Rape Poetry

WAS THAT A HUMMINGBIRD I HEARD HUMMING? Have you ever watched a hummingbird hover? Well he does that to impress his lover There are many ways to impress someone And every so often it’s could take a gun I’ll tell you one way not to let love rule And this, my friend, comes directly from a phool One way not to impress a woman is to show her the tracks on your arm Oh will she be impressed by your charisma and charm Another way to avoid impressing a lovely you’ve seen Appear untidy, unkempt and unilaterally unclean Tell her you shower at least once a year And she’ll be gone before you can say “you are lovely my dear” So if you care to entice and enhance a beauty ignore all this advise on etiquette as if it were your duty And I tell you now the two of you won’t ever mesh So it’s between the hover of a lover or a needle piercing your flesh © 2011.….Phreepoetree ~free cee!~