Best Long In The Tooth Poems

I went to the Dentist to pull a tooth
And patiently sat in the waiting booth.
All the kids stared at my giant bucktooth;
Needless to say they...

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He was told, "Yes, you have grounds for divorce!"
His new lawyer, said, "We will win...of course!"
A pretty 'filly' back then
But his love faded just when...
She...

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I believe we are all family....
  and golden
  and our souls (are One)
  with starlight

I believe in the love in your eyes(all)
...

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There once was a man from Duluth
whose habit was spinning the truth.
He had told the same tale
(every day without fail;
'twas getting quite long in the...

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There once was a man from Duluth
who grew very long in the tooth
he lost all his hair
but he still had a pair
that randy old man...

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When young men meet with
inexplicably sudden and biting ends,
     not the whitewashed passing of those long in the tooth,
  ...

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Thirty years as an actor have shown
That it takes more than talent to make a star,
Though I tried very hard, I didn't get very far.
When...

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Here lie a dentist and his wife.
Long in the tooth they left this life.
Young Smith inherits in the will
Some gold crowns and a dental drill!


13/09/18


'...

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On a wooded path next to the sea
Three strong ropes dangled from a tall tree.
     They were hung there for swinging
...

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I swear it is raining outside today
Anyway, it feels like it in my bones.
Arthritis has kicked up her heels
Reminding me I am not a spring...

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Been retired for over three years now
I've finally accepted this role
As a senior citizen sent out to pasture
Not good for this once active soul

Poetry has...

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“The Big Blues and Baptismal Alice”



In the land of the dirty politician
Steely resolve was borne bidding
farewell to thinly veiled conceit and division
that particular brand of...

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When the guest are gone and the weather get's hot.
Face it with drink and  hits the spot.
Do you want to be married or do...

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Twenty-twenty is its new name
For this fast action cricket game
Now, set to find world-wide acclaim-
An evening sport of my youth
Re-packaged..but really long -in-the-tooth

NOTE:Twenty overs a...

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              "Reaping What You Sow!"
       ...

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I remember when I was young and fair
Slim long legs and soft black hair
My winsome smile and dark green eyes
Caused many a suitor to agonize
When...

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repost inspired by Phil contest

IT'S NOT CRICKET

Twenty-twenty is its new name
For this fast action cricket game
Now, set to find world-wide acclaim-
An evening sport of my...

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Alas, I am still here but you are gone,
  verily so all things must pass old friend;
true the proud breast filled and white his...

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As gently, she drifts through the darkness
Waiflike, she flows on the breeze
Her eyes never resting on anyones
Appearing to all Ill at ease

She wades in the...

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No body wants to hear it,
See it, feel it or be near it.
Even the picture of an aborted fetus;
Where would that reality lead us?

But what...

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Through life's pain and bliss
I still have to eat, drink, poop, and piss
Sunshine or showers
Wilting or blooming flowers
I still have to eat, drink, poop, and...

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Speak the words of truth
Till you are long in the tooth
Look them in the eye
And tell them no lie
A friend will know
When a tell does...

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No Nursing Home For Them

By Elton Camp

Joe is gray and seventy-five
Meg’s also old but still alive

Their Harley they still love to ride
Being old farts they...

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Son of a legend, and the greatest of Danes,
A towering keeper with success in his veins,
From a boy at United he’s developed and grown,
And now...

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Went to a party
And savored the chance
To groove to some oldies
And dance, dance, dance, dance!

The theme was the 50’s;
We all dressed the part
And soon as...

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