Best Long In The Tooth Poems

I went to the Dentist to pull a tooth
And patiently sat in the waiting booth.
All the kids stared at my giant bucktooth;
Needless to say they were very uncouth.

My Dentist, who only worked on us youth,
With all her might pulled out a real shark tooth.
Honest, I’m...

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He was told, "Yes, you have grounds for divorce!"
His new lawyer, said, "We will win...of course!"
A pretty 'filly' back then
But his love faded just when...
She had started to look more like a horse!...

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Long in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine...
his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021 

No particular rhyme nor reason
garden variety indentured flunky (me)
revisits his salmagundi salad days, 
when oral blight smote 
left front adult tooth,
which hellacious quandary commenced
when yours truly experienced
broken said...

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Long In The Tooth Skeptic,...
Nonetheless Rooted With Gumption

Implicit virtue of humankind
figuratively locked horns with vice,
yet time and again this mortal celibate,
(not by choice) sexagenarian thrice
older father of deux priceless young

women chock full, sans esprit de corps
exude radiant ump pa vital to add spice
to an otherwise...

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Age is a gradual process,
So gradual, one doesn't notice
Changes until they are so defined
That they start to affect your mind,
Sometimes, more than I care to say,
My mind is elsewhere is where it stays.
I try to pretend I am not old,
Days when the fog clears, I...

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His scheme was to choose someone older
At first she just gave the cold shoulder
He soon won her over
His life was in clover
Except when she begged him to hold her!

His plan was to be very rich
To run with her money, then ditch
He plotted and schemed
His head...

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Long In The Tooth
By: Miracle Man
8/8/2019

I’m now eighty and considered “long in the tooth,”
And so, many former things, are now verboten.
Today, I rest, in the shadow of God’s truth,
Recounting life teachings that I’ve not forgotten.
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