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Long In the Tooth

His scheme was to choose someone older At first she just gave the cold shoulder He soon won her over His life was in clover Except when she begged him to hold her! His plan was to be very rich To run with her money, then ditch He plotted and schemed His head filled with dreams They flew to Las Vegas…got hitched!! His new bride was long in the tooth And quickly he too, lost his youth She thought ..."something's funny"!? So she hid all their money Then learned all the dark, wretched truth! He was told “You have grounds for divorce” His lawyer said, “We should win …of course!” But she gave him the boot And the one with the loot Was the old hag that looked like a horse! ---------------------------------------------------------------

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 7/5/2011 4:28:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Carrie in Dr. Ram Mehta's "Cougar Effect" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/4/2011 11:58:00 AM
hahaha,and I thought maybe you would have her teeth coming OUT in this one. Good limericks,my friend. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 7/3/2011 12:54:00 PM
I can't believe how many contest results I've missed - many congrats on all your recent wins, Carrie : )
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Date: 7/3/2011 4:22:00 AM
LOL. GREAT STORY AND GREAT WRITING, CARRIE. MANY CONGRATS ON YOUR SUPER WIN.
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Date: 7/3/2011 2:00:00 AM
Hey there Carrie, love your limerick.. Congratulations on your win, had to smile while reading this.. Love Wilma
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Date: 7/2/2011 6:55:00 PM
Very funny Carrie. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 7/2/2011 6:22:00 PM
Congrats Carrie on your fabulous win on fireworks weekend luv.. enjoy for this amazing write..happy 4th celebrations...
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Date: 7/2/2011 4:45:00 PM
My congratulations on this win with the lovely entry, Carrie
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Date: 6/29/2011 2:37:00 PM
sure sounds like one way to lose! funny poem
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Date: 6/26/2011 11:39:00 AM
hahaha! Yeah, score for the lady! You got me laughing aloud here, Carrie, really enjoyed your set of limericks :D hugs to you :D
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Date: 6/24/2011 7:26:00 PM
Best of luck in the contest Carrie, It is too funny.
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Date: 6/24/2011 3:06:00 PM
LOl very good!!!! A winner my dear...luv Michael
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