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Bit Long In the Tooth!

He was told, "Yes, you have grounds for divorce!"
His new lawyer, said, "We will win...of course!"
A pretty 'filly' back then
But his love faded just when...
She had started to look more like a horse!

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Audrey Haick

August 30, 2010 at 6:50 PM

Congratulations on your win in the contest, Carrie! Hilarious! ...Peace, Audrey

James Fraser

August 30, 2010 at 11:46 AM

hehe, made me chuckle with this one Carrie. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 30, 2010 at 5:34 AM

Congratulations Carrie on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

August 30, 2010 at 4:59 AM

Congrats on the win for this well deserved write, Carrie

Andrea Dietrich

August 29, 2010 at 6:57 PM

I LOVE this one, Carrie. Exellent, and congrats. LUv, Andrea

Debbie Guzzi

August 29, 2010 at 4:16 PM

meter, meter, meter...fret He was told you have grounds for divorce/da da DUM(he was TOLD) da da DUM (you have GOUNDS) da da DUM (for de VORCE). da DUM da DUM (His LAWyer SAID) da DUM (we'll WIN) da DUM (of course)...smmmmmmmmmmmmmoooochhh Heeee lllllll ooooooo from number #14 ;)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 29, 2010 at 1:53 PM

Congrats Carrie on your big win in the Limerick contest ... enjoy this happy Sunday with luv..

Barbara Gorelick

August 29, 2010 at 12:54 PM

Congrats on this laugher! BG

Timothy Brumley

August 29, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Well, t'wasn't love, but lust, anyway! Congrats on your win Carrie!

John Freeman

August 29, 2010 at 12:28 PM

Congratulations, Carrie, on your successful presentation in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

August 29, 2010 at 12:22 PM

Great work Carrie. really funny. congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

August 29, 2010 at 12:04 PM

Only Mr. Ed would have stayed with her, Carrie. LOL Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts

August 29, 2010 at 11:49 AM

cute one , congrats on your win

Doris Culverhouse

August 27, 2010 at 7:37 PM

funnny...he probably looks like a jack in the box!

Sara Kendrick

August 27, 2010 at 2:36 PM

Okay...Sad that this is truth that some men's love isn't love after all...Suppose that there is a bit of humor here....Thanks for stopping by my blog and the prayers and encouraging words that you have given during this time..Sara

John Freeman

August 27, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Haaaaa! Cool Carrie, An't that just like a man. Smile! Agape, Moses

Harry Horsman

August 27, 2010 at 2:29 AM

interesting reading between the lines here also, enjoyed. Harry

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 26, 2010 at 11:16 AM

You have a mighty fine limerick here Carrie. I wish you the best in Carolyn's contest. Which reminds me I have to go try to write one for her. Love, Carol

Gerard Keogh Jr.

August 25, 2010 at 4:51 PM

Oh Oh. I hope he didn't start calling her " Ed." Then she could whiny: " Wilbur!" and we start all over again in appeals court. Thank as always, my dear. Love, Gerard