Best Liverwurst Poems

Paradise Lost:Technology

No, sorry, won't grovel at its electronic toes!
People so busy on Facebook or texting.
Figures show younger people have
even stopped loving sexing?
So stuck to their computers are they!

Worse, human communication skills suffered the most.
"I'm good ", "thank you" and "O.K is all people can say?
Nor can...

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A dog has been hit, flattened by a truck
The driver speeds away
The Mystery Machine is in the vicinity we are in luck
Scooby Doo on a leash, to show he's not a stray
Shaggy's Liverwurst Peanutbutter Pizza coming up at the sight of the scene
Fred, Daffeney and...

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The academy of long winter grass,
an education in the backyard.
I always thought I was better
than the sparrows,
thought nothing
of that black cat
looking for his lucky break
on our porch,
the neighbors’ bastard dog
at the fence playing puppy.
One day our cousins visited us,
all dressed up in percale linen
and sailor...

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Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine
  I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline

Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst
  Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst...

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First, be aware, all close by 6pm.
NYC, this aint.....
Second, call up.....
Specify delivery.....
Detail requests....
"How much are beers?
"$2.50 each..."
"Okay- I'll take 4 beers and a slice.
What's that come to?"
"$26.50"
"Huh?"
"$26.50"

"Hold on, 4 beers, each $2.50,
that's $10., right?"
"Yeah."
A slice is $16.50?"
"No, you have to add sales tax,
Oil surcharge, delivery...

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Suburban mother, neat, ash-blonde, divorced, 
might pause beneath a Bedford bookstore awning, 
then check her list - lasagne, liverwurst ... 
today pilates, Thursday, coffee morning. 

One week is like another, which is fine 
(note on the fridge -- "collect new reading glasses"). 
She'll pass on...

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Useless

Keeping what I have inside to hide my true self for others to benefit without throwing a fit 'cause I'm useless and getting sick of it....
useless is a new feeling like an empty thought revealing to people that 
I am less then them to make...

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Mom always made his lunch before she was off to work. 
Sometimes dad made it. 
Mom knew exactly how to fold the paper bag. 
She put his name on it
just so. 
Not too big 
so the other kids would notice. 

The bag was folded down...

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Elf Giant grabbed me and threw me into a trunk.
Ouch! It was full of a lot of awful junk!
I piled stuff high, made myself a little goal.
To finally reach that golden high-up keyhole.

I piled stuff fast, and I piled it quick.
I climbed up the pile,...

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Many Super Bowls ago,
We went to someone’s house;
I know it isn’t very nice
For guests to go and grouse.

But having been invited by
My husband’s friend from work,
I went expecting lots of fun,
With tasty food a perk.

For Super Sunday, people serve
Huge sandwiches or wings;
But at this party,...

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Mom would ring that bell
to tell us to come in for lunch
Some times it was liverwurst sandwiches
and other times it was hot dogs
But it was always delicious
and we were always well loved; miss you mom...

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The Abundance Of Love And Money Writers Digest

I have had an abundance
Of love in my life
My cup does run over

Ever since I met you
My life has been filled 
With love and happiness

I have had
an abundance 
Of money in my life

When I met you
You were 
my...

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From best to worst 
Boy, it hurts
Teddy's tasty peanut butter sandwich 
Mixed with onions and liverwurst
Just what comes first
The peanut or the butter
 best to worst 
Amber fire sweet potpourri 
Sour grapes flaming skin scared sunburnt
Personally I like chocolate donuts with my liverwurst ?...

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Coal tar zombie mouth leaks town gas syrup 
Meat hook telegraphy indicator cameras hypnagogic 
Liverwurst elegy beneath the frosting 
Cinderblock reverie churns with mildew

Manus? Grilled cheese sandwich.

Cantonal enchantress, covered blossoms. 
Necropolis euthanized, springtime salad.
Rhinestone rookery smothers loquat...

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