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When I See A Keyhole Now

Elf Giant grabbed me and threw me into a trunk.
Ouch! It was full of a lot of awful junk!
I piled stuff high, made myself a little goal.
To finally reach that golden high-up keyhole.

I piled stuff fast, and I piled it quick.
I climbed up the pile, through thin and through thick.
Some more unfortunate earth humans were being collected.
I could see them from my keyhole. How were we being selected?

My neighbor Lola was the next human in my sight. 
She had a trench coat and blue jeans which were way too tight.
She was popped into a sandwich with liverwurst and fries.
Even though I had a clear view, I had to hide my eyes.

A corpulent giant mama stuffed in a red hat with flair
Did a wonka shake dance, and yes - she did it completely bare.
By the time I was rescued my eyeballs were big and round.
Now when I see a keyhole, I keep my eyes glued to the ground.

Written 1-7-2019        Contest: Slap the Muse and Turn It Lose       
                                       Sponsor:  John Lawless

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Date: 1/8/2019 5:35:00 AM
"I keep my eyes glued to the ground". I would too; what a horrible experience! Sorry about Lola...that must've been traumatic for you...hee.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/8/2019 7:27:00 AM
The weird part is I never really liked poor Lola, which is how she oozed her way into the sandwich. SMILE.