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How to Order a Pizza In Dutchess County

First, be aware, all close by 6pm. NYC, this aint..... Second, call up..... Specify delivery..... Detail requests.... "How much are beers? "$2.50 each..." "Okay- I'll take 4 beers and a slice. What's that come to?" "$26.50" "Huh?" "$26.50" "Hold on, 4 beers, each $2.50, that's $10., right?" "Yeah." A slice is $16.50?" "No, you have to add sales tax, Oil surcharge, delivery fee, employee dependent's education fund, wear and tear on the tires, and telephone imformation fee." "sorry, you're right, that should be $29.50." "huh?" "Additional questions are $2.50 each...." "Nevermind." click. "Hello, Chinese Jade Restaurant..." "Hi, any MSG?" "No, we don't go to Madison Square Gardens" From now on, english muffins and liverwurst!

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