Best Lisp Poems
A Myth Wid a LispThere once was a myth wid a lisp.
She made brownies wid a wide whisp.
Leaving chunks, she swore,
the batter she wore,
this myth burnt the batch to a crisp....
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Categories:
lisp, funnymyth,
Form:
Limerick
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Categories:
lisp, abuse,
Form:
ABC
Jesse Had a Lisp, You SeeJesse was a common man
he never made a lot of money
he had a troubled marriage.
His wife left him for another man
he never saw his kids again.
Although he never wrote a book
he read hundreds of them
trying to solve riddles in his life.
But Jesse had...
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Categories:
lisp, rude,
Form:
Blank verse
She Spoke With a LispShe said, “I love you” with a lisp
Then came after me with her fist
I didn’t return
Her love forlorn
I guess the moment I truly missed
Russell Sivey...
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Categories:
lisp, lost love, love hurts,
Form:
Limerick
Love SucksSingle sexy stuttering simple sue,
Loved lean laughing lisping Lou,
She spoke softly slow sentences,
Lou lisped loud without pretences!
Often were out on romantic dates,
By heart and mind such good mates,
Joked and laughed their whole time,
Spoke in stutters and lisped in rhyme!
Said she one day in romantic note,
How...
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Categories:
lisp, cute love, lust,
Form:
Rhyme