Best Lenny Poems

Lenny was 30 and still living with his old cheese, everyone called, Lenny’s mum.
She was always on his Cadbury Snack to go find a trouble and strife for a chum.
“Geez, leave off mum, I’ve been looking down at the Punchbowl rubbity Dub”.
“Well Lenny, go to...

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Lenny the leprechaun was addicted to **** 
He watched every day on the internet 
Then he'd sleep from dusk to dawn 
Having dreams he couldn't forget .

So his magic he is weaving 
He will make a Colleen of his own 
In him she'd be believing...

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Pencil thin Lenny from old Liechtenstein,
    Built a long skinny house near the Rhine,
               It was all that he need
        ...

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He heard the crows, 

morning-cawing-crows,

morning-language-cawing-crows. 

There was for him, 

always, uncertainty in the cawing, 

an uncertainty he couldn’t hear,

though he tried for most of his life. 

There was brotherhood, yes, brotherhood— 

an association-brotherhood, a knowing, an approval, 

with only one man to answer—himself.


If he could...

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Lenny

Lovely little Lenny,
Laughing loudly, lucious,
Likes licking lollies,
Learning lots lately,
Lightweight lithsome livewire
Love ya!...

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a minute poem (variation)

Maverick's wheel:
If it's unfair, we must repair
because we care -
the rule of thumb.
for Len Zakim.

Maverick's zeal:
Engaging souls was Lenny's hope 
of broadest scope.
He blazed new tracks
for Jews and blacks.

Maverick's feel:
Bridge builder - linking mind and heart
faith to impart.
End bigotry,
birth empathy.

Maverick's seal:
Named a...

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“Lenny”-----                Woman who you talking to; 
                       ...

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ABRAHAM, SOLOMON AND YOU

If there were an entrance fee to get into Heaven how much would you pay?
And let me tell you brother,  it won’t help you now to pray
So you get to Heaven with 56,000 bucks and St. Peter looks at you in...

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You believed in free verbal expression.
However, the law harassed you with repression.
Your fans loved you.  You had quite a following.
What you said on stage and on records had them laughing.

Some of your words were an inappropriate quip.
You had to deal with drug addiction as...

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This is about Lenny and Jenny,
Whose love had begun with no Penny
But Jenny's songs all about Lenny,
Thousands ready to swear 'uncanny',
Not excluded Miss Jenny's Granny,
Who had told Jenny about Danny,
His Gold in all the nooks and cranny:
"Leaving it for just Lenny Funny!"

"My Smarter Grand Daughter...

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AND THERE’S NO PAY CHECK ON FRIDAY

I revel in close calls
And what I do takes balls
I’m  comfortable hanging by a thread
While I eliminate the thought of my being dead

I swim through rough waters against the tide
And just keep repeating “Satan is on my side”
One...

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Guys have been praising Jenny
Bent on marrying poor Lenny
At hill tops "I love Lenny,
Whose bank account reads Penny!"

Not that he has not any
But women gasp for many
And Jenny's needs damned many
Still rejected Rich Kenny,
Who himself hates a Nanny:
Wedding one thinks uncanny....

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Leaning towards my
Ego is not recommended.
Never if sanity is to prevail,
Not that I have ever embraced sanity myself.
You will often see me dancing with everyone I don't know.

Getting to know me can cause many
Alarming lapses because I can always call on my imaginary
Zulu warriors, who...

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lenny
lenny
would
would
have
died
sooner
than
than
dig
dig
he
did
if
if
he
played
played
played it by
these these these
rules
of
today
yesterday
hoping
he
did
that
that that that
we
could
see
we
could
hear
the
un
un
fet
terd
word...

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