Home » Poems » Jeffry Cohan » So George Carlin Was Having High Tea With Lenny Bruce And

So George Carlin Was Having High Tea With Lenny Bruce And

ABRAHAM, SOLOMON AND YOU

If there were an entrance fee to get into Heaven how much would you pay?
And let me tell you brother,  it won’t help you now to pray
So you get to Heaven with 56,000 bucks and St. Peter looks at you in scorn
Sorry sir, but The minimum cover charge is the life of your first born

If there were something difficult to do to become Heaven bound?
And you must decide soon before you’re fodder for the ground
Would you sneak up on an old lady and strike her about the head?
Now keep in mind, this is the deal when destiny deems you dead

If the only way you could get into Heaven meant your pretty daughter’s death
Would you cast away your daughter’s life and give UNTO a stranger her breath?
What if the cost of Heaven turned out to be the life of your younger brother,
And after your brother bleeds OUT you must then slay thy mother?

God tempted Abraham on a mount with his son’s death in his hand
And Solomon, when he said he’d split the babe in half, no one could understand
So my brother, to Hell is where you are bound lest thee come up with an answer
“Yo Saint Pete, how about we get rid of the boss and give God colon cancer”
      © 2011.…Phreepoetree ~free cee!~  (Yo D. SEE what i  mean about the 
Christian poetry rooms?.....just the ending of this got me banned from one)

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 6/21/2011 9:02:00 AM

u sent me a mail sayin I probably don't know how to write anything you would be interested in? What's all that about? I got a poem real close to this one called the Eternal Infernos of Pain. just sayin...