Best Lation Poems

Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S.
Contest Name	FEBRUARY FUNNY BONE 

Me Valentine

Me Valentine flashed past, bugger it,  
With some Galah, from Garah, a Tom Twit, 
Not needed for procreation, 
I’ve lost yet another sweet  ‘lation,’         (relation)
Sure of...

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constel-fire  lation-sky.
   
    a  toyota tercel scuries like a pale iguana
    past desert mile marker 368 headed south.
    
    pulling over hearing the welcome
   crush of warm...

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T he magic of a grandfather, pulling a quarter from your ear.
H e tells a scary story,With a soothing sort of fear.
E lation fills the childs' heart as Grampa opens up the door.

G ingerly,the brother skip across the cold linoleum floor.
R ighteously, He pick us...

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American visit2
L A came and we went  and came,
Bought a car just off a cabbie,
Took off driving it around,
Wrong side the wheel  for driving, Laddie,

Went an saw old Mickey Mouse,
Go right, stay right, she’s saying.  (wife  Christine))
Looked at the Mary Queen,
Spruce...

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Robert H

The twists n turns, the fire that burns,
 in life’s sweet meditations,
 Patience saw ol Rex did squirm, 
did she did him in, the lation:)

Liz
Shivers here babe,
emotions slave,
but in the mind we often grasp,
the tender words, the little laugh,
when love was sweet n brave...

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so you are still on the fence, 
like a constipated pigeon, (dove)? 
with a death grip, 

you've gathered so many splinters 
you cannot tell the wood from the 
s#@t, 

don't just nod politely, 
with audience you carry, this 
uncertainty 

don't insult my intelligence, 
jump in...

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Revelation's chapter 8 the seventh seal and the golden censor

When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for 
about a half of hour.  And I saw the seven angels standing before 
God, and in their hands were seven trumpets. 

Another angel...

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R-egards from long lull 
O-pen the sound of silence; 
S-ince the last time of wish, 
E-very day is in quiet sense. 
M-aking a talk anew 
A-ims to start a conversation; 
R-eading between the lines 
I-s a good kind of 
E-lation. 

S-unday December twenty-fourth 
A-llows the...

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L-arge amount of euphoria
E-nters into your mind; 
I-n your celebration of birth, 
S-adness is far behind.
L-arge scale of happiness has dwelled in your heart; 
Y-our life is filled with joy, while woes will now depart.

H-uge measure of rapture
O-ffers a thousand thrill; 
L-et the pleasure remove
L-onely...

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Tipsy
Lipsy

Too much
liquor

made her
snicker

balk and
bicker

acted 
foolish

downright 
mulish

shamed poor 
Mama

with her 
drama

angered 
Father 

such a
bother

almost
tragic---

then like
magic

transfor-
mation

brings e-
lation

cele-
bration!


October 16, 2022...

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dear god, we thank you for our good fortune, 
and ask your blessing on this food and our love 
and our uh ... our ... uh ...
and by the way, god, we are all falling apart.
the center is shifting sand.
we are all sliding down some...

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N-ow and forever always in love, 
E-xpressing her deep affection; 
T-o the one she truly feels
T-he gladness and
E-lation.

G-irl who is always in love
U-ses her heart and mind; 
E-mploying her soul and spirit, 
L-eaving the sadness behind.
A-nger is nowhere to be found in either below or...

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maybe when i wake
i'll take the time 
to scrape off
the slime
that is
mine

no it's not ejacu
lation but 
elation
from
one
' s

point of view turned in
to perception that
means to me
you don't 
see of
that

which is right maybe
wrongly to the left
leaving me in
solitary NO
confine
ment...

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F-ind
R-apture
A-nd
N-eeded
C-heerful
E-lation

Q-uietly
U-sing
I-mpressive
B-ehavior's
R-ighteousness
A-nd
L-oveliness

Topic: Birthday of France M. Quibral (June 06) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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