Best Knicker Poems

Old Jack the knicker stripper
Took his well-oiled snippers
And off into the night he went 
To cause havoc he had intent
Looking for ladies of the night
& give them one 'ell of a fright

A glitter of a coin brought 'em close
Soon they were left in a faintly...

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Mum..Why did you give me lego hair.?
To upstage my Alan Carr teeth
And stretch that grey nylon pinefore
Tight
To ridicule my chubby young knees
 
And why dear mummy
Was my elastic bands so tight
As they struggled around my chubs
Was Battleship grey 
The fashion
Of socks those days..
Dear mummy
.
Me thinks...

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bougainvillea vine
tendrils crept up balcony
t’was our washing line!

Inspired by but not for Contest

100% true story no poetic licence at all!

Many years ago my parents had a villa in Spain, my sister and I would go and stay. We’d wash our smalls and swimming costumes and...

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I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry;
What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry?
(These days my signals have got a bit blurry.)

I've looked in the closet and under the bed.
I know that's strange but who knows where I'll shed? 

I've found only two...

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