Best Kiwi Poems

There is a little brown fruit called a “kiwi”.
Some people call it a “Chinese gooseberry“.
It is shaped like an egg, and very hairy.
It is named after a bird in New Zealand.
They are a tasty treat when they are on hand.
Cut it open, and see it...

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Named after NZ's native bird,
there's an awesome fruit, it's concurred.
Sold with a spoon, never stirred
adored in salad, so I've heard,
it sounds absurd, it sounds absurd.

Fuzzy outside, brilliant green inner, 
helping to digest your dinner.
Eat it raw to make you thinner,
when you work out, makes you...

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I have never been to a country like this
Which can simply called as a paradise
Trees, mountains, forests of green
How wonderful land to be seen

Not only impressed by the natural beauty
People here full of humility and generosity
No battle to become best from other nations
It is the...

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Pulling together the pieces
Our broken hearts lay bare
A needle and thread is what we need
To rescue what is left, we share 

The constant tears steam forth
Memories of years gone by
Finally you lay to rest
We all get our final goodbye

RIP Kiwi 1 Nov 2017...

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KIWI NAPHAM

THE KIWI FARMER GAGGED A BIT ,
THE METHANE SHOWER  IGNITED IT,
THE CIGGY BUTT IT FLASHED FOR SURE,
ENGULFING HIM IN A TINY ROAR,
HOLY SUFFERING KIWI TWIT!

NAPHAM METHANE COWSHIT SWORE,
MELTED INHIBITION'S OTHER DOOR,
SPRUNG FROM HIS OVERALLS,  DEPLORED,
THE TASTE OF FRESH COW-DUNG,

FRAGRANT COW IN BULLING...

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Our great debate is about to start
  Over which aspect is the essential part
Of the word 'kiwi' -- Is it that strange-looking bird  
  Or is it the green, fuzzy fruit that tastes so darn good?

You say a kiwi can't be a...

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Like a man at confession,
I admit I was wrong;

letting the Kiwi loll
idly long.

Now they are soft
as a cotton ball;

against God's law
we are nothing at all....

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Kiwi felt like a giant klutz
Tried to fly, but he fell on his butts.
After six attempts, said “this is nuts”.
He began to walk then from huts to huts.
Here he comes; he is a p...........

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kiwi taste so fine
          sweet and juicy off the vine . . .
                       ...

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It’s a cold and damp, early-winter night in New Zealand. People are crouching in the dark throughout the forests and farmlands of Northland, They are here this night to coincide with  the waning moon, so moonlight doesn’t disturb any hoped for visitors. Scattered, shivering,...

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In cricket what is the definition of Stoic?

Who is the limited edition who debunks tradition

Who is the true rendition of heroic?

Pay heed to a rare breed from a special creed

The house of flying daggers

Batters staggers and Waggers swaggers

Because Neil..our man of steel…was the real deal...

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