Best Keebler Poems

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Funny vs' Rude~~
agrestic bugaboo creeps, dandle 
'each-
other', footle  gleeking,
happy, izzat...jillick, kibitz, ludic, 
maffick, nothosonomia, 
osculating, proudly,  quizzing, riant, 
squabash, 
to unstable void, whelm, Xanthippe, 
yodle, zingy. 
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Dark Death~~
aphotic burnt cardinal debris 
everywhere,  flammeous, 
growing haematic,  igniting, 
jeopardizing, killing, lava,...

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With Apologies to Keebler

I bit into a cookie, or so I thought
Of the homemade kind, not store bought
Too many nuts for me
Worthless, you'd agree
Tasteless crumbs that would leave you fraught

Tossed into the garbage and bagged as trash
They jumped back up at me, quick as a...

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In the land of make believe
The little fairies dwell
You may remember Peter Pan
Had his Tinkerbell

And who can forget Snow White
Who had seven dwarfs for friends
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they'd go
You know how the story ends

Fairies, Dwarfs,  it's up to you
You can...

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Beelzebub arrived between the christmas lights strung inside my dorm,
Buzzing on my walls and brain to display what he must warn.

Voices scream inside my head when no one is around,
Dragging me deeper into my mind where I'll be lost and unfound.

Falling with legs above my...

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This mind holds rage,
Collecting thoughts,
With keebler elves,
Stealing my cookies.

They sprinkle there chocolate,
Turds in my eyes,
Yet I try to tell them,
This milk is spoilt.

Baking on there pan,
The flower burns so cold,
Smoke turning to leaves,
That branch among the trees.

In autumns' wind,
Spring resembles fall,
There embers staying open,
Rushing there...

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Poor screwed-up people
In their poor screwed-up house
2-year old is always crying
Mama just stopped trying
Papa’s been overdosing those pills he’s been buying
He’s dying
And some lady sleeps in papa’s bed every night
Baby knows but he don’t say cause he don’t know wrong from right
But he wonders why...

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Strangers and pilgrims on the earth
Not as famous as Mrs. Butterworth
Not as strong as Mr. Clean
Cannot sing like Jimmy Dean

Who am I? I ask myself
Feeling small as a Keebler Elf
Instant replay of my life
Shows I’m more like Barney Fife 

If just once I could soar...

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All You Critics Suck

excuse me what did you fart
 you always got something to ***** about
 nothing is every good enough for you
 you have bitten off far more then you could chew

 still your not perfect son neither am I
 you got sweat so...

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Thirty pounds in sixty days
That how much less Jeffrey weighs
Burning all those calories
Should have slowed the global freeze
Missy’s joined the weight loss scene
She is looking fit and lean
We can press, continue on
All the cheesecake bites are gone
Shadows of our former selves
Someone slap those Keebler elves
Got...

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from a young child they were groomed
a silver spoon they new not of
they were born in the gutter
there mother was a whore
selling her junk from a trunk in back of the liquor store
many moons ago let the truth be told
the child grew up wild
got a...

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beautiful beyond description in light of illumination
falling head long into a stream with whisper that evoke a taste
my very soul permeates the lavish cadence of a thought
gone our the days I used to frolic in a haze
a challenge to be free is a question of...

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elegant are we heading off on our fantasy
Tulips through the trees a reason to believe
with what one is willing to achieve
falling apart at the seams
we feel the plush Cashmere fiber
one full up with greatest of desire

I like bread an butter I like toast & Jam
I...

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we make plans the break plans
 do we give up ?
 it all depends upon the creature or the creator
 there are those drifing in a sea of the make believe
 lost in the sauce of compromise
 can't we see past those twisted lies
 they...

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Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed courtesy scholar
really...a boot nuttin
butta an overrated allay
zee good for nothing, bay
sic doofus slob, bray
zing as a ("FAKE") ex pence...

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okay
i have this record player
a lovely lady as a friend
lots of ben and jerry's
and three boxes of 45s

okay
i have this spiral staircase
a lovely lady as a friend
lots of keebler cookies
and two boxes of 78s

okay
i have these blackout curtains
a lovely lady as a friend
a large buttercream...

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