Best Kalamazoo Poems

There once was a lass from Kalamazoo
Who got a large Mickey Mouse tattoo
'Twas inked on her fanny
When she became a granny
It sagged looking more like...

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A Welsh corgi in Kalamazoo
has a whole lot of explaining to do
With no beef or potatoes
or leeks or tomatoes
there’s nothing much left in the stew!...

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Dandelions, babies crying
walking in the woods,
astronomy, philosophy
chickadees and childhood.

Speckled trout, (a technical knock-out)
strawberries red and sweet,
winter, spring, summer, fall
Butterfinger and little "Twinkie" treats.

Dragon flies, questions...

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TIME TO DISCARD BAGGAGE

WOW! she took a shellacking
from the words that grown girl spoke
after clearing up the air
loving relationship hope.

Didn’t like all the things she...

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I had a dream the other night
Of  walking in a field of cornbread
Golden brown
Baked just right
One solid
Unbroken field

As I softly crunched my way
I looked...

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Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo

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Glass shoes                       ...

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Walking the yard with shovel in hand
Cruising back and forth just as planned
Trying to pick up every last pile
If the wife steps in one she...

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A man I know from Kokomo 
Went to Kalamazoo 
He took a train then caught a plane 
To the shores of Timbuktu. 

A man from...

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who knew?

firstoff, i wish to say, but not overdo,
that i never knew, what the new gnu knew
he never really said very much, and i knew
he...

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I had a dream the other night
Of walking in a field of cornbread
Golden brown
Baked just right
One solid
Unbroken field

As I softly crunched my way
I looked up
Coming...

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Laughter is a true medicine
Artful mood changing dietician
Universal umpire of fun
Gigantic pain reducing gun
Heaving hearty hullabaloo
Tombstones stress to Kalamazoo
Engineers relationship glue
Real flavor boost for life's...

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EYES OF BLUE

A young lady from Kalamazoo
With eyes of sparkling blue
Flashed them at me
Then there had to be
A honeymoon in Malibu...

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The teacher asked Rosie
"What rhymes with Blue?"
Rosie replied,
"Kalamazoo!"

Mommy asked Rosie,
"What rhymes with Sam?"
Rosie replied,
"Alakazam!"

Granny asked Rosie,
"What rhymes with Snow?"
Rosie replied,
"Kokomo Joe!"...

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The bikers headed into Kalamazoo on a mean pink bike.
The guy yelled to a passerby-er, “why don’t you take a hike?”
His old lady yelled for...

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