Darling Green Eyed Cat From Kalamazoo

The darling green-eyed cat from Kalamazoo Was plotting the death of me and you. She looked unassuming and sweet and mild. But she could have eaten a newborn child. Her eyes are mesmerizing people often said. Don’t look too closely I cautioned, or you’ll be dead. They thought I was kidding and laughed themselves silly. But I am serious; you can ask my Great Uncle Billy. He used to date a green-eyed cat from Kalamazoo. She took him for every penny and took his house too. She looked unassuming, a delicate delectable flower. But he soon found out she was full of woman power.