Best Joint Poems

When you are nine years old 
and sifting the seeds out 
of your parents pot for them, 
you can't really preach 
about the dangers of cigarettes
and second-hand smoke...
even though you know them.

You know better than to miss a seed
and let it ''pop'' while they are...

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Two birds sit in a tree...                            A colaboration from Wilma Neels & 
Only separated by the sea.. ...

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old- young, free-bonded
care-apathy  sick healthy
many people and
many antonyms covered
in a large joint family...

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When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee.
My dad caught me when I smoked my very first joint.
He blistered my buttocks, he wanted to make a point.
He also gave me a lecture about...

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A joint account of love

You asked, we to open, my darling 

An idea, I certainly applauded 

With all my soul’s might  


But


To my dismay soon realized  

That the only one depositing was I 

While you, always amounts withdrew

Till all was gone, then you...

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Drive-Through at the Fast Food Joint

By Elton Camp

To some people it must seen just fine
Having a long wait in the drive-thru line.
The car motor running all the while,
Using enough gas to go many a mile.

The voice from the ordering box will say,
“Want to try our...

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Iodine or Wine
limited choices, indeed
   ~ No PCP weed?...

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A man aches
in several wakes
a woman aches
in several makes
when they get to make
they jointly ache
in wakes and makes....

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WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME GET TO THE JOINT?

Listen 
I’ve got an indisputably effective plan
And it’s fundamentally and philosophically correct, man
So at once dash out that joint 
So I can reveal unto you my  point
Without hesitation
Sans equivocation
And minus mitigation
so instead of the weed inhale...

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Word to your mother I'm the over weight lover
A beat of the clock to watch the grand tick tock
Blowing up the system in my shorts
Summer...Summer...Summer is here nothing to fear

Girls in hot shorts the curves on there hips
Hitting the gym no where to begin
Solid as...

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COME ON MAN, GET TO THE JOINT
Listen man……..
here is an indisputably effective plan
And this is the fundamental God given point
So at once dash out that flaming joint
Without hesitation
Sans equivocation
Minus mitigation
Simply inhale and initiate the following information
Our Lord advises us all to seek vengeance not
And to...

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WILL YOU PLEASE LET ME GET TO THE JOINT?

Listen 
I’ve got an indisputably effective plan
And it’s fundamentally and philosophically correct, man
So at once dash out that joint 
So I can reveal unto you my  point
Without hesitation
Sans equivocation
And minus mitigation
so instead of the weed inhale...

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THE SUM TOTAL OF TODAY'S JOINT FAMILY LUCK				
					
There are many members tied up with many relationships					
few are males and few are females old young all bear zips					
all having not alike ideologies sentiments and thoughts					
Few work earn more few less few live in droughts  					
in...

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El Capitan - you are a joint
   Within the Sierra Nevadas
Of punctuated granite -
   A sentinel of the ages. 

Sylvestris partition -
   Beam of silver - or steel - 
Are you a step to heaven
   Or a...

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It’s Purim and St. Patrick’s Day
And if you’re up for noshin’,
Have corned beef, cabbage and dessert – 
Some bright green hamantaschen.

For those of you who do not know,
This pastry, always eaten
By Jews on Purim represents
The man who had them beaten.

His name was Haman and when...

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