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Premium Member Mr Irrelevant
Mr. Irrelevant

I've lived through a lot of tragedy in my lifetime
And the lines mark my face making it appear old

With a grimace my eyes open each lonely morning
As the grey cloudy sky appears in my window frame

The birds are chirping and there are no cars...

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Categories: irrelevant, depression, loss, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How to Become Irrelevant
Bark
yap yap
blah blah blah
be close minded
praising those banning
books, education, rewriting folk
pretend to be truth while
every word uttered is a hateful lie
you're disposable, a widdle bitty pawn
the big Zionist eye, laughing at the clown
slaughter slaughter slaughter
despicable acts only fools would cheer
a raging racist sits alone while...

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Categories: irrelevant, political,
Form: Free verse
Irrelevant
Get out of my head
Stop reading this, please listen
What are you doing?
Are you really that intrigued?
Spoiler Alert: Read a book....

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Categories: irrelevant, confusion, funny, introspection, life,
Form: Tanka

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Relatively Irrelevant
Frail and pale, oh! Can't you tell
That I have suffered a botched romance?
With open Heart, invited Hell
Though I assumed a fighting stance

But thus I learned, though I was burned,
(Always I succumb to fascination)
Perspectives glib, my Mind- a sieve! 
I mistook Love for Infatuation...

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Categories: irrelevant, heart, love, romance, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Was Irrelevant
Was Irrelevant

Might have missed the point that you meant
Because it probably to me was irrelevant,
Or if I feel like problem can be solved
Would it be better if I became involved?

Should relax and gather up all of the facts
Along with eloquent poem that attracts
Over to my...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: irrelevant, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Irrelevant Boyhood Arcane Flotsam and Jetsam
Irrelevant boyhood arcane flotsam and jetsam...

Impossible mission to jettison
nonetheless laughter iz best medicine
more enjoyable with vignette aye fabricate
(think swifty taylor harried style)
ah... voila - metaphorical light bulb Edison
would appreciate.

Martha Groff a classmate
the youngest of four progeny
born approximately nine months after late
February/early March nineteen fifty nine
born...

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Categories: irrelevant, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse



Irrelevant Thoughts Within the Attic
Isolation accompanies me within the garret of the ungrateful
A resented window cast sunlight showing filth leisurely suffocate my splendor  
Developing rot slowly slivers toward loosened joints of earlier times
Times of Contentment
When I was praised, pleasured, and polished
When children enchantingly traced my design with fascination
When...

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Categories: irrelevant, day, day, may, me,
Form: Free verse
Hunt For Intelligent Irrelevant Elephant
when intelligent elephant 
eloquent and irrelevant
elegant face from front

came across acoustics
were in latest statistics
critics went ballistics

were many bumble bees
would hum while being in trees
had prepared for big freeze 

when tiny target
bill continue to charge it
had to enlarge it

when we played the part
will start heading to...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: irrelevant, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Irrelevant
So many years spring is breathing in my heart,

as fresh as a child’s smile in an old album.

As the winter comes snow falls all over my body.

I keep them warm and calm under my blanket.

Nobody knows my eyes are dry fountains and

My specs are drifting...

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Categories: irrelevant, heart,
Form: Free verse
Time Is Irrelevant
Time Is Irrelevant

The Ghosts of The
Living!

Wander the Earth
Too!

-Gray Squirrel

10-28-2024...

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Categories: irrelevant, life,
Form: Free verse
Debates Now Irrelevant
They are many: No longer Relevant:
Motions you’d better rule irrelevant,
To seek their points to around gallivant;
I won’t read The Written by Oliphant…

“We are not happier than our forefathers”.
Should men stop climbing Today’s ladders?
“Boys more important to parents than Girls!”
Simply, a motion that a boy’s head...

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Categories: irrelevant, education, imagination, truth, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
My irrelevant heart
Exhaustion sets in
My walls crumble
I’m bursting with sin
Bound to stumble

I can’t stay upright
My knees, locked tight
A royal mess
To my peer’s delight

I plead for a truce
No need to seduce
I’ve given my all
My greatest produce

Manipulative brains
Need not ever strain
To highlight disgrace
And claim you, insane

A sitting duck
What the...

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Categories: irrelevant, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
The Irrelevant Scream of Madness
I ejected out, an irrelevant scream
and it let out, no sound
I cried, and find, no tears
and in that puddle of darkness
I searched for my soul, and find my
confession
its was no wanting, but still it fall on deaf ears
and I could not prove my innocents
so I...

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Categories: irrelevant, history, lossprayer,
Form:
Relevant and Irrelevant Brightness
Shines
the darkness
in
ghostly  hints...
Shine artificial 
substances
pretended
to be gold...
Shine
the fake
bleaches
politicians...
Shines
the  real shine 
 of the star...
Shines
the relevance
of the divine  
truth...!...

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Categories: irrelevant, allegory, allusion, appreciation, irony,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Carpet
The carpet has two sides
The upper surface with patterns
The underside plain
It describes two worlds
The rich and the poor 
The dignity and the informality
The solemn and the ordinary
The authority and the civilian
The high reputation and the low reputation
The publicity and no visibility
The difference makes the two...

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Categories: irrelevant, god, people,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things