Irrelevant Boyhood Arcane Flotsam and Jetsam

Irrelevant boyhood arcane flotsam and jetsam... Impossible mission to jettison nonetheless laughter iz best medicine more enjoyable with vignette aye fabricate (think swifty taylor harried style) ah... voila - metaphorical light bulb Edison would appreciate. Martha Groff a classmate the youngest of four progeny born approximately nine months after late February/early March nineteen fifty nine born December third later same year, I speculate, (why superfluous tidbit stuck in me pate I'm noggin ha understand why nor postulate rhyme or reason only ejaculate, (albeit not prematurely) afore said date inexplicable retention factoid remains thus attempt to (poetically) communicate and perhaps even entertain far fetched scenario, where she responds, and I officiate as designated dogfather toward fete, perhaps birth of grandchild thanks in part to manufacturer and affiliate of friggin robust Groff seeds to active courtesy after parents did consummate - biological reproduction in utero accomplished, completed, kickstarted miraculous biological fate begetting above named girl, I felt passionate attended same school as yours truly late nineteen sixties/early seventies, and with exemplary grades did graduate with honors Henry Kline Boyer Elementary sometime thereafter, I lost sight how her je nais sais quois presence did captivate a presumption, she lived with birth family at 306 Level Road and occupied residence prior to ninety sixty eight with two older sisters and a brother if memory serves me correct, cuz details sketchy, thus I will fabricate ordinarily pathetically lame anecdote, a pecker yule your faint recall state with... ahem... great balls of fizzled fire, this then puny lad, I swear to dog I intimate... suddenly memory akin to blank slate hence... fill in blank space, how yours truly did capitulate!