Best Illegitimately Poems

There is more than one value of a Browned-Coin
and no matter how hard it may be to accept and appreciate their worth
I unlike you
have decided to keep both coins
Shiny and Darkened

Today 
I choose the Browned-Coin I found lying on the ground in the Suburbs
As though
The...

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Of lineage most noble
A man of grave esteem
He could pull a mean cork
The best you ever seen

One third Apache, he was
His father never knew
Hesekiah Munny was 
As proud as me and you

Not to be confused with 
The man known as McMar 
DeMar was his first...

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RISE ABOVE IT CONTEST
SPONSOR: BECCA TEAGEN


"RISE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE"

I held compassion for a very special friend with
high hopes of being friends forever. First grade
came and I met girl with long blonde hair, and 
skin so fair. Anna. We never parted and young 
lady-hood came and...

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Do not Push It
I’m like horses do not like the wind today it is northerly and
the sun despite shining free of clouds cannot warm my chilled bones.
Horses turn their considerable behinds against the wind and keep 
their heads low. My behind is skinny and does...

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Black gold in white dominion , yet shine not tarnish or stained maintain with love . In the struggle of men who fail to persist kneel in adversity stumble in set in failure . Black gold as the heart of a loin fearless in her...

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It’s completely dark
And I have no use for my eyes
But I know she’s here.
I can smell her perfume.
I can feel her presence, her touch.

My heart lights a spark of love 
So that I may gasp at the beauty of my Angel
The room comes alive.
My eyes...

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Mistakes I have made
Errors I have committed 
Hearts I have broken
People I have legitimately and illegitimately insulted 
I have scammed 
I have jilted 
I have used and dumped 
What else were you told?
For being so cold
Yes I have done thoroughly all of them
But what do...

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Unorthodox grace
is not limited to restoring healthy face
that your ***** sexual wealthy place
is not your disgrace;

Deviation from hetero-statistical means
is your sacred gift
from EarthQueen

Outstanding difference
is not only
and always
your heavy depleting responsibility;
but also your socially enlightened
and culturally empowering opportunity.

We are not illegitimately unknown
and excommunicated
first and foremost by...

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Usurpers are owed no loyalty,
usurpers need not be obeyed,
those who gain power fraudulently
are worthy of only our hate.
Usurpers shouldn’t be listened to,
or spoken well if in any terms,
you should point and tell your children,
“Never be like that corrupt worm.”
Usurpers who ‘win’ by voter fraud
hold power...

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