Best Idiotic Poems
Below are the all-time best Idiotic poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of idiotic poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Joy Killing Poet**Back smile/smile Back **
With your heads way up your :]ssa[:
You will never accomplish the win
I got shots that will protect me from your rabid...
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Categories:
idiotic, adventure, deep, hate, irony,
Form:
Epic
This gifted madness you call poetryYou must strive to find your own voice because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all....
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Categories:
idiotic, appreciation, perspective, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Achilles and the TortoiseIn ancient times as told in rhymes
there was a hero Greek
Whose mother said, “Before you’re dead
...
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Categories:
idiotic, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Alphabet Constructs 3 2 1Annotated Achilles amends fallen frame amputees
Bulimic Barbies browse media monkey banalities
Cameo clouds cling to beaded breath curios
Dopamine dreams delineate check cash desires
Echo endophfins eulogize bullet...
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Categories:
idiotic, analogy, beautiful, body, corruption,
Form:
ABC
The Haunted TrioI have two sisters whom I love and adore
We are poets who can write of blood and gore.
Evil, Wicked, and Demented are our nicknames
Being fun...
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Categories:
idiotic, devotion, family, me,
Form:
Heroic Couplet
Ode To PsychoYour reasoning is childish and idiotic
Your behavior actually is defined as psychotic
How can you act with such a lack of understanding
This level of stupidity is...
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Categories:
idiotic, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
Feather of LeadA shadow of the sun
a silhouette created by a sunset
One more summer has came and went
and I'm sitting inbetween the hours of 8 and...
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Categories:
idiotic, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
The Result of a LobotomyClinging to the shape of my stomach as my body curls into a crescent.
Body aches fill every inch of me as a lobotomy is performed...
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Categories:
idiotic, depression,
Form:
Free verse
I'M So Annoyed Just Looking At HerThat idiotic and exasperating, disturbing Rosanne Barr,
walking around gaudy and tasteless, acting like a star.
Blatantly obvious no sane person should be employing,
such an earsplitting voice,...
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Categories:
idiotic, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
Wandering Why I Am Listing You - ListI knew a poet in you, a long, long time ago
You used to be naïve, still the truest, I know.
I recalled, we bought a stand-fan,...
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Categories:
idiotic, i miss you,
Form:
List
Apathy and NihilismWritten: June 22, 2023
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Poisonous toxin flowed into my veins.
transmitting a cold, apathetic nihilism.
We stumbled off the trail, you idiotic humans.
Our once-cherished pride is broken as...
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Categories:
idiotic, analogy, angst, bereavement, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Glimpses Into Schooldays
Can you recall being in school?
The clock, whose hands, never seemed to move!
The scent of fresh pencil shavings, m-m-m.
A box of new crayons to not...
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Categories:
idiotic, childhood, memory, school,
Form:
Free verse
God: You Are Hereby, FiredGod never existed don't you
know?
Only fools think it so!
We who write on parchment really
think...
We, are the gods and goddesses
who created it all, with polls...
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Categories:
idiotic, god, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
Faceless DevotionIs there anyone who would hear the dreams I conceive?
Profit, pleasure, protection - ‘tis all they know to love!
They would laugh at my hopes till...
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Categories:
idiotic, abuse, allegory, anger, perspective,
Form:
Free verse
The SacrificeWe have brought this upon ourselves:
This virus, this egregore:
This cult of individuality.
Our right to die and bring others with us!
Truly an inversion of full potentiality:
Others...
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Categories:
idiotic, america, bible, emotions, imagery,
Form:
Free verse