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Best Idiotic Poems

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Premium Member The Joy Killing Poet
**Back smile/smile Back **

With your heads way up your :]ssa[: 
You will never accomplish the win
I got shots that will protect me from your rabid...

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© Skat A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, adventure, deep, hate, irony,
Form: Epic



Premium Member This gifted madness you call poetry
You must strive to find your own voice because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all....

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, appreciation, perspective, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Achilles and the Tortoise
In ancient times as told in rhymes 
    there was a hero Greek
Whose mother said, “Before you’re dead 
   ...

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Categories: idiotic, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Alphabet Constructs 3 2 1
Annotated Achilles amends fallen frame amputees

Bulimic Barbies browse media monkey banalities

Cameo clouds cling to beaded breath curios

Dopamine dreams delineate check cash desires

Echo endophfins eulogize bullet...

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Categories: idiotic, analogy, beautiful, body, corruption,
Form: ABC
The Haunted Trio
I have two sisters whom I love and adore
We are poets who can write of blood and gore.
Evil, Wicked, and Demented are our nicknames
Being fun...

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Categories: idiotic, devotion, family, me,
Form: Heroic Couplet



Ode To Psycho
Your reasoning is childish and idiotic
Your behavior actually is defined as psychotic

How can you act with such a lack of understanding
This level of stupidity is...

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Categories: idiotic, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Feather of Lead
A shadow of the sun
a silhouette created by a sunset
One more summer has came and went 
and I'm sitting inbetween the hours of 8 and...

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Categories: idiotic, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
The Result of a Lobotomy
Clinging to the shape of my stomach as my body curls into a crescent.
Body aches fill every inch of me as a lobotomy is performed...

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Categories: idiotic, depression,
Form: Free verse
I'M So Annoyed Just Looking At Her
That idiotic and exasperating, disturbing Rosanne Barr,
walking around gaudy and tasteless, acting like a star.
Blatantly obvious no sane person should be employing,
such an earsplitting voice,...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Wandering Why I Am Listing You - List
I knew a poet in you, a long, long time ago
You used to be naïve, still the truest, I know.

I recalled, we bought a stand-fan,...

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Categories: idiotic, i miss you,
Form: List
Premium Member Apathy and Nihilism
Written: June 22, 2023
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Poisonous toxin flowed into my veins.
transmitting a cold, apathetic nihilism.
We stumbled off the trail, you idiotic humans.
Our once-cherished pride is broken as...

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© Sotto Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, analogy, angst, bereavement, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Glimpses Into Schooldays
Can you recall being in school?
The clock, whose hands, never seemed to move!

The scent of fresh pencil shavings, m-m-m.
A box of new crayons to not...

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Categories: idiotic, childhood, memory, school,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member God: You Are Hereby, Fired
God never existed don't you
know?
Only fools think it so!
We who write on parchment really 
think...
We, are the gods and goddesses
who created it all, with polls...

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Categories: idiotic, god, poets,
Form: Rhyme
Faceless Devotion
Is there anyone who would hear the dreams I conceive?
Profit, pleasure, protection - ‘tis all they know to love!
They would laugh at my hopes till...

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Categories: idiotic, abuse, allegory, anger, perspective,
Form: Free verse
The Sacrifice
We have brought this upon ourselves:
This virus, this egregore:
This cult of individuality.

	Our right to die and bring others with us!
Truly an inversion of full potentiality:
	Others...

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Categories: idiotic, america, bible, emotions, imagery,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things