Best Idiotic Poems


The Diva

The diva
In her disillusioned state
With her idiotic gait
She was venomous to all
Oozing arrogance, spitting gall.

Wendy Nipas

A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out

A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out

What we did determine without a doubt,
Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out;
Never desired,
Or inspired,
And with boredom had been a big bout.

Thanks to Sand Blown.

Ahhh. Bowel a big blow out.

Jim Horn

Was not deserving of being
called a Bowl.
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.

Ode To Humanity the Beautifully Idiotic Part 1

Here we are on a huge hunk of rock- 
The most inorganic of matters 
Yet somehow we've managed to matter enough
So here we live in the cracks and the valleys
Enveloped in our own velocity 


Our vitality must charm this rock; 
The ocean will swallow us up, 
the sky will strike us senseless,
but we've managed to keep 
Our heads out of the sand faced up 
To the stars


Idiotic Ads

Idiotic Ads 
Idiotic Ads 
 
 
 
When the eye gets rich and famous and receives his next million dollars charlax 
the third will remove all the ads from the internet eye will pay everyone not to 
advertise them before Christmas time or after Christmas time begins. When 
commercials are done they will forget Santa's clause at the end. There will be 
more patriotic ads Just imagine a moonlight nite fit for a ride on a horsey. The 
axe deodorant can is sitting in the window of the tower. One if by land two if by the 
sea and instead of two lanterns burning to warn people the boats was coming 
Paul Revere rode to a midnite rendezvous with two minions and flirts spraying 
his axe around them quite gleefully having the fun of his lifetime yearning for his 
freedom. The axe people take note the tri-cornered hat could be tri-colored at that 
and the oversize axe can says PR on the label please get the idea on the table 
and let Santa go home until Christmas come we need no axe can with SC on the 
label let Santa alone until Dec 23 and then let him sleep on Dec 26 at his home 
the North Pole.

And He Fell

Once, a fellow was swinging on a swing
Which was elfin when comparing
Then the swing splintered
He fell and and fractured his head
And shrilled along with a loud ping

Idiotic Protector

If you knew that the pain you inflict makes me a nervous wreck,
it would murder you,
you have good intentions,
you’re very protective of me,
but you can be such an oblivious idiot sometimes,
and I’m the forgiving fool that lets you back in every time,
I passionately loath the way I can never be angry with you,
when will you realize that I’m the only person in this universe foolish enough to put up 
with your idiocy?
How is it that my protector is causing me more harm than good?
The irony in this amuses me,
the more our complicated relationship consumes my thoughts,
the more I realize that he’s a mystery that’s better left unsolved,
this is how it was meant to be,
he’s my idiot and I’m his fool.


About My Idiotic Friend

I MET U AS A STRANGER 
BUT NOW UR MY NEWCOMER
INTO MY LIFE AS A IDIOT FRIEND
WHEN I HURT MYSELF
U START HURTING YOURSELF
WHEN I AM SILENT 
YOU START SCOLDING ME
 WHEN I SAY THAT I CANNOT DO ANYTHING 
YOU SAY LUSU YOUR VERSATILE 
I REALLY LIKE YOU SOO MUCH IDIOT
I LOVE YOU DEAR 
YOUR MY BEST PERSON IN LIFE
AS WELL AS
YOUR MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER

Premium Member I Felt Idiotic

Freezing last night and I suddenly thought
You little idiot, you are a crackpot!
On dresser are warm fuzzy socks that you bought.
So I put on two pair, and my feet got quite hot.

A little note I then decided to jot.
For this is what strange teachers have taught.
I drew a sock and wrote “forget me not”
Actually felt like a super hotshot.

Idiotic Preliminary To Psychotic

Idiotic Preliminary to Psychotic

What some may need is an antibiotic;
For things they did do that are idiotic;
Must take care,
Here and there;
We presume is first stage for psychotic.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.

Idiotic Love Logic

Different girl every night
Because i cant be with the one girl i want to be with every night
Just a broken hearted man with idiotic love logic
I cant give you my heart I've already lost it

I'm unable to give you all of me, when most of me is missing her
I don't want to look at you and see a different her
I need to work on myself and find a better me
Yet I'm still dumb enough to sleep with every girl who'll go to bed with me

13 tattoos yet can't commit to a relationship 
Love caused me so much pain, I ended up hating it
Had a big heart and ended up wasting it
Miss the girl that ended up breaking it

3 side chicks without a main one
Some will ask how does it make sense
I'm weak at the moment, but will get back to being strong
In a sea of emotion, I just need someone on the same wave length

Different girl every night
Because I can't be with the one girl I want to be with every night
I'm just a broken hearted man with idiotic love logic
I can't give you my heart I've already lost it
© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.

Idiotic

He tried to pass the dawn each day
When the night being escorted by silence
He looks around the empty street
Only his own breath can be heard 
Out of this solid void 
No, there nothing much to tell

Bitter words he speaks on the daylight
And the dream that captured inside his head
Looking for a brighter hope in a dry land
And the sunshine saying goodbye along the time
He’s holding faith but afraid to believe 
If hope is too far could he ever have the possibility to fall? 

He can feel the pain 
It moves slowly into his brain
It turns into tears in the dead of the night
Like a poison ready to ignite its power to end him
Is he losing hope?
Or does he still have the chance to raise his armor in that battle of hope?

What if he feels lost and no one can find him
What if he has a dream but God may think it’s beyond his strength
What if he is lonely and wishes for another heart to guide his life
Will God provides?

He may not have the comprehension about life
He would probably a soul that question everything
Maybe because he hasn’t found what he’s looking for
Or maybe because he ask too much or feeling ungrateful
He let himself dangling with the riddle

He’s young and ambitious 
He’s curious about things but he can put himself in risk
He’s a hypocrite, he said to his own heart 
Such an idiotic
© Mony Reyna  Create an image from this poem.

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