Best Idiotic Poems

I can’t help, but feel kinda restless
Can’t sleep because I’m hopeless
You got to save me from myself, my restful dear
You are asleep in your melodic, swaying chandelier

Prayers please…… 
Give me starlit and moonlit ease
The sun is out and I’m on my knees
Insomnia is a tease!

Come...

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A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out

What we did determine without a doubt,
Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out;
Never desired,
Or inspired,
And with boredom had been a big bout.

Thanks to Sand Blown.

Ahhh. Bowel a big blow out.

Jim Horn

Was not deserving of being
called a Bowl....

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Here we are on a huge hunk of rock- 
The most inorganic of matters 
Yet somehow we've managed to matter enough
So here we live in the cracks and the valleys
Enveloped in our own velocity 


Our vitality must charm this rock; 
The ocean will swallow us...

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Idiotic Ads 
Idiotic Ads 
 
 
 
When the eye gets rich and famous and receives his next million dollars charlax 
the third will remove all the ads from the internet eye will pay everyone not to 
advertise them before Christmas time or after Christmas...

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If you knew that the pain you inflict makes me a nervous wreck,
it would murder you,
you have good intentions,
you’re very protective of me,
but you can be such an oblivious idiot sometimes,
and I’m the forgiving fool that lets you back in every time,
I passionately loath the...

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I MET U AS A STRANGER 
BUT NOW UR MY NEWCOMER
INTO MY LIFE AS A IDIOT FRIEND
WHEN I HURT MYSELF
U START HURTING YOURSELF
WHEN I AM SILENT 
YOU START SCOLDING ME
 WHEN I SAY THAT I CANNOT DO ANYTHING 
YOU SAY LUSU YOUR VERSATILE 
I REALLY...

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Freezing last night and I suddenly thought
You little idiot, you are a crackpot!
On dresser are warm fuzzy socks that you bought.
So I put on two pair, and my feet got quite hot.

A little note I then decided to jot.
For this is what strange teachers have...

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Idiotic Preliminary to Psychotic

What some may need is an antibiotic;
For things they did do that are idiotic;
Must take care,
Here and there;
We presume is first stage for psychotic.

Jim Horn...

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Different girl every night
Because i cant be with the one girl i want to be with every night
Just a broken hearted man with idiotic love logic
I cant give you my heart I've already lost it

I'm unable to give you all of me, when most of...

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He tried to pass the dawn each day
When the night being escorted by silence
He looks around the empty street
Only his own breath can be heard 
Out of this solid void 
No, there nothing much to tell

Bitter words he speaks on the daylight
And the dream that...

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Once, a fellow was swinging on a swing
Which was elfin when comparing
Then the swing splintered
He fell and and fractured his head
And shrilled along with a loud ping...

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The diva
In her disillusioned state
With her idiotic gait
She was venomous to all
Oozing arrogance, spitting gall.

Wendy Nipas...

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