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Best Idiotic Poems

Below are the all-time best Idiotic poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of idiotic poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member The Joy Killing Poet
**Back smile/smile Back **

With your heads way up your :]ssa[: 
You will never accomplish the win
I got shots that will protect me from your rabid...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, adventure, deep, hate, irony, people,
Form: Epic

Achilles and the Tortoise
In ancient times as told in rhymes 
    there was a hero Greek
Whose mother said, “Before you’re dead 

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Categories: idiotic, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ignorance
Ignorance is irksomely invincible. It infiltrates.
It inches imperceptibly. Its instigators integrate,
imparting its illogical ideas. It intoxicates.
Ingrained in institutions, it invisibly ingratiates.
Its idiotic inferences idly indoctrinate.

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Categories: idiotic, silly,
Form: Alliteration
AlphaBet Constructs 3 2 1
Annotated Achilles amends fallen frame amputees

Bulimic Barbies browse media monkey banalities

Cameo clouds cling to beaded breath curios

Dopamine dreams delineate check cash desires

Echo endophfins eulogize bullet...

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Categories: idiotic, analogy, beautiful, body, corruption, courage, culture,
Form: ABC
The Haunted Trio
I have two sisters whom I love and adore
We are poets who can write of blood and gore.
Evil, Wicked, and Demented are our nicknames
Being fun...

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Categories: idiotic, devotion, family, me,
Form: Heroic Couplets

Ode to psycho
Your reasoning is childish and idiotic
Your behavior actually is defined as psychotic

How can you act with such a lack of understanding
This level of stupidity is...

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Categories: idiotic, angst,
Form: Rhyme
The Result of a Lobotomy
Clinging to the shape of my stomach as my body curls into a crescent.
Body aches fill every inch of me as a lobotomy is performed...

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Categories: idiotic, depression,
Form: Free verse
Feather of Lead
A shadow of the sun
a silhouette created by a sunset
One more summer has came and went 
and I'm sitting inbetween the hours of 8 and...

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Categories: idiotic, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
A sick addiction.
A moronic infatuation.
An idiotic restriction.
Grotesque laceration.

It's not safe to keep dreaming.
While fate hangs into my face, gleaming.
The tears from my eyes, streaming.
Locked within...

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© hell kat  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, loss, love, teen, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I'm So Annoyed Just Looking at Her
That idiotic and exasperating, disturbing Rosanne Barr,
walking around gaudy and tasteless, acting like a star.
Blatantly obvious no sane person should be employing,
such an earsplitting voice,...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Death
This has been done or this is to be done
This has been half-done or not to be done 
He seldom minds, whether it is done

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Categories: idiotic, death, spiritual, truth, visionary,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wandering why I am listing you - List
I knew a poet in you, a long, long time ago
You used to be naïve, still the truest, I know.

I recalled, we bought a stand-fan,...

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Categories: idiotic, i miss you,
Form: List
God never existed don't you
Only fools think it so!
We who write on parchment really 
We, are the gods and goddesses
who created it all, with polls...

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Categories: idiotic, god, poets,
Form: Rhyme
Can you recall being in school?
The clock, whose hands, never seemed to move!

The scent of fresh pencil shavings, m-m-m.
A box of new crayons to not...

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Categories: idiotic, childhood, memory, school,
Form: Free verse
Faceless Devotion
Is there anyone who would hear the dreams I conceive?
Profit, pleasure, protection - ‘tis all they know to love!
They would laugh at my hopes till...

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Categories: idiotic, abuse, allegory, anger, perspective, psychological, truth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lollipop
                 You feel

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, candy, change, childhood, sweet, world,
Form: Concrete
Oblivion mind,
wandering in thoughts.
Idiotic smile,
promises and hopes.
Hand in hand,
tumbling on slopes.
This is love

Running away from this world.
Warm bodies sliding in sheets,
to find another world.
Burning in...

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Categories: idiotic, beautiful, blue, care, caregiving, crazy, dark,
Form: Sonnet
Such a nice guy
 Wesley Melvin Buchan, also known as Wesmechan,
 was a pusillanimous and a good-for-nothing,
 although some people consider him a charlatan,
this scoundrel's office runs like...

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Categories: idiotic, allegory, anxiety, business, simple, sympathy, tribute,
Form: Light Verse
SWAGGER DAGGERS---Hooked On Ebonics, VOL 1
*written for Verlena's Contest "EBONICS, Let's Do Some Slang"


Yir' boy fin' ta' told ya' bout some lessons in what the Man call Ebonics.
Cus' I gots'...

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Categories: idiotic, africa, america, basketball, crazy, fun, giggle,
Form: Free verse
Put On A Happy Face
Put on a happy face
when I release taut fingers 
from your pallid cheeks.
Promises and empty lies 
are sported clichés
that spoil a silenced vocabulary.
A quieted understanding...

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© John Heck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiotic, on writing and words, happy, happy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member From Illusion To Reality-w
She was walking on the footpath uneven,
The tiles, at places, jagged and broken
Making the pedestrians walk with care
Stuffed in her head a question not fair.


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Categories: idiotic, lost love,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member The Blue Mountain Slam
I was stumbling around the Poetry world when I ran into this Gem
The Blue Mountain Arts Poetry Card Contest. 
I thought, what an opportunity 

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Categories: idiotic, humorous, poems, poetry, rude, word play,
Form: Rhyme
A new best friend
Everyone gets hurt; it is a common rule,
No one is happy like in fairy-tales forever.
Who does believe that there is justice is a fool!
The so-called...

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Categories: idiotic, addiction, crush, evil, fantasy, suicide, wisdom,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Only the lonely, butt head
It has become painfully obvious that the only way to be heard
is to pay through the nose to be a lifetime nerd,
the way to be...

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Categories: idiotic, america, community, dedication, destiny, dream, society,
Form: Free verse
When Humanity Cries
When Humanity Cries

Message in my angry pen
Peeps yearning for release
To scrawl on white walls
Venom from a ‘ball’ sting,

  Bane in an irate pen

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Categories: idiotic,
Form: Verse