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Best Idiot Poems

Below are the all-time best Idiot poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of idiot poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Idiot
Idiot


You with the black eye
Idiot
You all bruised and blue
Idiot
You with dried blood and no hope
Idiot
You who climbs and plays
Idiot
You who feels hungers pain
Idiot
You who was...

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Categories: idiot, abuse, betrayal, child, heartbroken, sad,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Ballad of an Unsung Hero
Vivid flashbacks from bloodshed battles
his soul still ravaged by devious dictators,
cries from fallen comrades still echo in his mind,
but he continues to walk upon a...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiot, analogy, metaphor, political,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member HE'S MR KNOW IT ALL - NOW A COLLABORATION
Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd 
Is brash and so loud 
My husband thinks he's...

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Categories: idiot, humorous, voice,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dancing to the Moon -----
Oh man, oh stupid moron twerp,
how could you be so bigoted and intolerant?
For I too saw her every blessed night
dancing in the glade, a youthful...

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Categories: idiot, dance, memory,
Form: Free verse
Psycho Evaluation
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Categories: idiot, corruption, irony, psychological, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member I heard I might find a poet here Part 2
Time moves slower than a rusted windmill on a still day 
as I am unable to avert my stare, frozen in this spot,  
captivated...

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Categories: idiot, beauty, poetry, , Lullaby,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Scenes From The Countryside
I love to sit under a tree
And smile as songbird sings,
He cocks his head and stares at me
And drops white slimy things.

And now behold, the...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiot, bird, love, nature,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Fruit Loops
You know we’re very poor, of that we have certainly, never denied.
Then the ‘Obama-I-don’t-Care’ gave us another whammy, Yes, indeed! Oh My!
Now, it’s Peanut butter...

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Categories: idiot, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, parody,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Angel
Note: This is a sequel to the previous poem "Idiot" with the imagination of what if..................    


Angel


I have awoken from my nightmares
I...

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Categories: idiot, angel, child, evil, fantasy, imagination,
Form: Free verse
Two Hand Clap
I've got a fist full of Buddha,
And a fist full of Rand,
A pocket full of Jesus,
And the other's filled with sand,
That's in case I need...

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Categories: idiot, america, anti bullying, celebrity, change, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member SMITTEN OLD MAN
SMITTEN OLD MAN

High school year book, 47
I’m not a gad looking guy –
Short hair, sport coat, tie

This remembered as I gaze across the room
She’s sitting...

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Categories: idiot, autumn, humor,
Form: Free verse
Poetry Lessons
The first time I received a 1
a smile was pasted on my face,
the sun arose in my dim heart
and a sleeping poet woke up.

The sponsor...

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Categories: idiot, emotions, feelings, growth, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Welcome to the Funny Farm
Beware of wolves in sheepskins
My what clever wolves
I wonder if the sheep could pass as wolves
Perhaps they could go to Wolves R Us

I've heard of...

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Categories: idiot, animal, fun, funny, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Jester Jack Hour


Hey everyone... do you know what time it is!!!

It's time for The Jester Jack Comedy Hour

Brought to you by "Hair Today... Gone Tomorrow!"

The makers of...

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Categories: idiot, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Life's Lesson For You
This is GOD'S GIFT to YOU

Tell yourself upon waking everyday god is merciful and kind

He will not put anything on me today I can't handle

Live...

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Categories: idiot, courage, god, inspirational, miracle, spiritual,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Cat 5
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Categories: idiot, cat, dream, song,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Bio
waiting
with diaper on for this woman
to get up off the kitchen floor and stop bleeding 
while a man hovers over her
with clinched fist and grimace

waiting
for...

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Categories: idiot, poetry,
Form: Narrative
This grinds my gears
Do you know what grinds my gears?
Its been building in me for a few years.
People driving and texting, just letting their mind linger.
They almost hit...

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© Chris Matt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiot, funnyme, car, me, money,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Live With Oxy Morons
In my global village, Oxy, where folks live all alone,
There’s lots of open secrets, for secrets are well-known!

Fairly dark alien residents live with us above...

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Categories: idiot, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Time Will Tell
TIME WILL TELL

A modest planet and quietly progressing
Troubling no other and fealty confessing
 Surviving well enough and paying its dues;
 Quiet corner of the galaxy....

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Categories: idiot, science fiction,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member POMPOUS POET - NOW A COLLABORATION
Some poems I can’t comprehend
I struggle reading to the end
Flaunting a complex word
Its usage quite absurd
No comments not e’en from a friend!


I love learning new...

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Categories: idiot, anxiety, humorous, poetry, words,
Form: Limerick
People have lost sense

By evening five we started ,
Our christmas shopping activities. 
My wife on the lead, her purse full.
Me appreciating her choices elegantly;
Kevin, Andrea supporting my task...

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Categories: idiot, family, fun,
Form: Free verse
The Fruit Of Fantasy
I yelled and flung the empty whiskey bottle through the air
The marching high school band is getting closer

Children running, playing with the pygmy bear
The carny...

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Categories: idiot, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Heartbroken
The girl sat up at night
a mountain of tissues by her side 
trying to wipe away the memory of him
All the happy memories
going through her...

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Categories: idiot, anger, heartbreak, heartbroken, loneliness, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Two Words
Two Words
 
Dream
Scheme

Beam
Team

Shout
Pout

Duel
Shot

Life
Death

Brain
Drain

Stupid
Cupid

Dumb
Numb

Rum
Thumb

Prosecute
Electrocute

Einstein
Infinity

Immigrant
Us

Atom
Bomb

Strength
Weakness

Love
Hurt 

Fate
Destiny

God
Cosmos

Lucifer
Lost

Passion
Torpid

Feelings
Flatline

Politician
Huckster

Glorious
Despicable

Moon
Mars

Space 
Race

Beguile
Style

Truth
Lie

Cake
Pie

Bicycle
Tricycle

Car
Jar

Balloon
Burst

First
Last

Lust
Like

Fist
Fight

Right
Write

Left
Deft

Genius
Idiot

Manners
Rude

Give
Take

Rate
Deflate 

Washington
Jefferson

Hamilton
Burr

Trump
Nixon

Hitler
Wotan

Karloff
Lugosi

Frankenstein
Dracula

Foot
Fall

Think
Blink

Popcorn
Unicorn

Coffin
Fly

Fish
Fry

Good
Bad

Think
Drink

Smile
Scowl

Teeth
Towel

Grimace
Ace

Lash
Bash

Date
Hate

Hurry
Wait

Freeze
Animate

Brave
Wave

Holocaust
Heydrich

Fool
Drool

Slob
Blob

Dead
Undead

Alive
Thrive

Evolution
Revolution

Vampire
Umpire

Wire
Dire

Flour
Flower

Alien
Robot

Klaatu
Gort

Tower
Power

Rush
Hour

Talk
Walk

Hysterical
Empirical

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved
July 8, 2018 (Short-Form Free Verse)...

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Categories: idiot, assonance, history, imagery, metaphor, symbolism, word
Form: Free verse