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Best Humpty Poems

Below are the all-time best Humpty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humpty poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty
(typo just fixed)

Old Humpty Dumpty, the egg on the wall,
had a friend Bacon, who was ten feet tall.
Those two went together like bread goes with...

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Categories: humpty, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Humpty Trumpty
Humpty Trumpty sat on a WALL.
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
And all of his lawyers and billionaire friends
Couldn't put Trumpty together again!


By:  Carole O'Terry...

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Categories: humpty, political,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member 21ST CENTURY RE-WRITE OF HUMPTY DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation...

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Categories: humpty, change, humorous, irony, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Humpty Dumpty House
A home
The one he promised you
That white picket fence
Light flooded rooms
A swing on a tree in the front yard

He promised
I'm sure he did
He promised
To fill...

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Categories: humpty, hope, i love you, loss, pain,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member HUMPTY DUMPTY
Fat egg    you're a mess!
I can't believe the scramble where you fell
There's slime    dirt    and yellow...

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Categories: humpty, confusion, funny, loss
Form: Free verse



The Murder of Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But he didn't fall deliberately, he was pushed.
He was smahed to pieces when he landed...

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Categories: humpty, food, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
"Eggicide" A Humpty Dumpty Tale
Remember Humpty Dumpty
Who fell off the wall?
Well, it wasn't no accident
We can prove he didn't fall

It was a government conspiracy
They were testing a new glue
They...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humpty, funny
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Mystery Of Humpty Dumpty
Cute Humpty did sit on a wall...
it's said his shell broke by a fall.
      His bottom was round,
  ...

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Categories: humpty, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member HE'S MR KNOW IT ALL - NOW A COLLABORATION
Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd 
Is brash and so loud 
My husband thinks he's...

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Categories: humpty, humorous, voice,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member BLIND DATE - NOW A COLLABORATION
My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!

10/15/18


Your bestie's blind...

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Categories: humpty, best friend, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Looney Tune
Max is mad at Molly
Samantha’s sore at Seth 
Freida’s freaking out at Frodo
While  Hobbits hold their breath

Jack jokes about poor Jill
She hits him with...

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Categories: humpty, angst, conflict,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Beyond The Cracks
Place parsed pennies, purposely upon pretty porcelain palms.
The wanderer, restrained her raised ranting wrists!
She fell to her Humpty Dumpty position,
unable to ever be put back...

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Categories: humpty, abuse, anxiety,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Great Contest Expectations, the folly of man
Place parsed pennies, purposely upon pretty porcelain palms.
The wanderer, restrained her raised ranting wrists!
She fell to her Humpty Dumpty position,
unable to ever be put back...

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Categories: humpty, angst, dark, death, desire, engagement, history,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Humpy Dumpty Mystery
Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why...

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Categories: humpty, children, funny, humorous, mystery,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE, WHAT'S THE RIDDLE?
HEY DIDDLE, why the Cat and the fiddle
And the Cow that jumped over the moon? 
Why they're all here in Nursery Rhyme land
At the wedding...

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Categories: humpty, childrenwedding, old, dog, cat, dog, old,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Soul Cry




“Soul Cry”



Yeezy you da best
Not ice cold soulless 
You gotta big heart
Wanna be next U.S. Pres'
You now swingin' with da rest
with your delusional pal 
That...

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Categories: humpty, abuse, america, child abuse, children, discrimination,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Twisted Goose Goes Cuckoo for Haiku
For P.D's "Going Haiku Crazy" Contest

 
How Many?

going to St. Ives
met folks on that smelly bus
more than I could count

Just Sleep Walking?

Wee Willy Winky
caught outside...

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Categories: humpty, funnyold, old,
Form: Haiku
Witch and Warlock
The warlock said to the witch,
Man, ain't it grand living large like Oz,
being bigly Emerald City rich
The witch crowed back,
I get paid good for giving...

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Categories: humpty, funny, humor, humorous, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Green Eggs and Gooseberry Jam
Heckle and Jeckle, jellyroll jam,
Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth.
Little kids like to eat green eggs and ham;
So do you – now tell me the...

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Categories: humpty, children, funny, old, old,
Form: Rhyme
Sing No Canticle For Me
                        ...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humpty, courage, emotions, strength,
Form: Free verse
Snaping To Wonderland (Page 1)
Walk Out That Door 
And Never Turn Back
Say Goodbye To Us All
That You Arent Our Dad
You Hate Us All
How Can You Say This Is All...

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Categories: humpty, me, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member NURSERY RHYME LAND

Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse,
Ran up the clock,
But the crooked little man
In his crooked little house,
Who caught this crooked mouse
After Humpty Dumpty's fall,
Could not prevent...

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Categories: humpty, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Poetry on trial
Poetry on trial?

I’m going to indict poetry, for infecting my soul
Does it serve any purpose, or has it lost control 
This may seem quiet strange,...

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Categories: humpty, allegory, confusion, depression, emotions, how i
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Rainy day sarcasm


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Categories: humpty, nursery rhyme, riddle,
Form: Rhyme
So Why did you hurt me so
Why you did , what you did I will never know.
Why you put me through so much pain, and hurt me so.
You obviously had your...

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© pat dring  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humpty, angst, confusion, hope, life, loss, me,
Form: Rhyme