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21st Century Re-Write of Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation men
Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again!

09~30~16

Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer

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Joanna Daniel Date: 10/6/2016 8:58:00 AM Such a fun write :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2017 5:55:00 PM Thanks Jo sorry I have just found your comment:-( hugs Jan xx

Kyle Kriticos Date: 10/3/2016 12:10:00 PM Hahahah nice one ! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/3/2016 1:15:00 PM Thanks Kyle:-) I keep being challenged to write other parodies of nursery rhymes now :-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/1/2016 7:49:00 PM you are on a roll these days. I am just sitting on nothing!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 11:05:00 PM I know that feeling Andrea:-( hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 10/1/2016 4:38:00 PM OMG!!!!but then again at least I know who my taxes are supporting. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 4:41:00 PM :-) thanks for your comment John:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/1/2016 2:48:00 PM also a Fav... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 3:00:00 PM aww thanks Armand I thought you were yolking and egging me on then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/1/2016 2:46:00 PM and I thought he was a good egg...I guess the yolks on me...talk about being hard boiled...this really cracks me up...although I feel shell shocked...white as a ghost...I don't want to egg you on but...I've scrambled my comment and that doesn't go over easy...I like to be positive you know sunny side up however if you want to make real mayonnaise you're going to have to crack open some eggs...Omelette that last one pass don't want to get cheesy as a French man let me toast you and bid you adieu. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 2:59:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 10/1/2016 10:27:00 AM And up went my insurance premiums. Damn Humpty... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 11:56:00 AM ha ha ha Scott that is also true:-( hugs jan xx

Manmath Dalei Date: 10/1/2016 7:05:00 AM Jan, Nice poem. Pls tell me how I will be rich like Humpty....ha..ha...ha.....Enjoyed..........//Manmath Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 11:56:00 AM ha ha ha Manmath:-) call injury lawyers for you:-( Hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 10/1/2016 6:18:00 AM Was Mr Egghead his lawyer?...nice one Jan...:-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 6:22:00 AM ha ha ha good one Jospeh:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White Date: 10/1/2016 5:15:00 AM :D But can they put him back together again? Lawyers are good for nothin' really when it comes to surgery. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 5:33:00 AM so true and no amount of money can ever compensate for serious injuries which can be life changing:-( hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 9/30/2016 10:27:00 PM Very good, Jan good luck in the contest :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 3:08:00 AM It's just for fun Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman Date: 9/30/2016 9:05:00 PM Good re-write, Jan! Gave me a chuckle! Love, Kim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 3:07:00 AM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf Date: 9/30/2016 7:50:00 PM Very clever Jan, I needed a smile (LMAO) this morning. All the best... /|\ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 3:07:00 AM Thanks Rick I was inspired by Ilene Bauer's poem without reading it this would have never been written:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 9/30/2016 6:46:00 PM Absolutely great! I read it to Tim and Kyle who both laughed with me ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/1/2016 3:06:00 AM Aww thanks CayCay - give them my love :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 9/30/2016 5:51:00 PM Lol! Hi Jan, This is funny ,clever and very creative. Well done. llene inspired you to write a good write. A Big seven:-) Alexis PS. I must go find Ilene's poem. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/30/2016 5:54:00 PM Ilene's brilliant poem inspired me to write this:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 9/30/2016 4:34:00 PM I love this and I know it was inspired by Ilene's poem. You are so creative Jan. I enjoyed the picture too. 7 ;/) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/30/2016 4:39:00 PM When I read Ilene's poem I wrote a comment about Humpty and litigation and whoosh the idea for the poem was created:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell Date: 9/30/2016 4:15:00 PM where there blame there's claim lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/30/2016 4:27:00 PM oh so true:-( hugs Jan xx

Barbara Gorelick Date: 9/30/2016 4:13:00 PM Clever and funny..and right on...BG Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/30/2016 4:27:00 PM Sadly true these days Barbara:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 9/30/2016 3:49:00 PM All the king's horses and all the king's men Filed a class action suit on the brick layers then The case was undecided The jury was divided Believing Old Humpty was tanked up on gin Login to Reply CayCay Jennings Date: 9/30/2016 6:49:00 PM Way to grab the baton and run with it, Daniel! Between y'all the complete 21st century version is officially done. Who do we contact? Jan Allison Date: 9/30/2016 3:50:00 PM You've got it in one Daniel lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 9/30/2016 3:44:00 PM lol...That is the way of the world now Jan. Sue first... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/30/2016 3:50:00 PM oh so true Tim:-( hugs Jan xx