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Numpty Trumpty - Parody of Humpty Dumpty

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Numpty Trumpty plans to build a brick wall Will it be his election downfall As all the bricklayers and all the tradesmen Have vowed not to lay a brick ever again! 05~19~17

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/24/2018 4:13:00 PM

Very funny, love this!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/24/2018 4:13:00 PM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 5/21/2017 9:23:00 AM

I find this man pathetic. He's a nude exhibitionist who lives in a glass house, to expose what everyone knows he lacks as a real man. Enjoyed your poem. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2017 11:13:00 AM

Oh so true Maurice I love that description of him I am sure he would tweet about it if he did live in a glass house and of course he would have no where to hide!:-(hugs jan xx

Verlecia Fields

Date: 5/21/2017 8:45:00 AM

the poem made me wonder if i can trust the judgement of the many men :'(

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2017 11:11:00 AM

I don't think you can trust the judgement of this one and his tweets - what a way to run the USA via social media!:-9 hugs Jan xx

Robert Johnson

Date: 5/20/2017 8:41:00 PM

The sooner he falls off that wall the better. This country and for that matter as you said in your comment to Arthur, the world needs a better representative. Thanks for reading my limerick and glad it gave you a chuckle.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2017 8:44:00 AM

It is a worrying time across the world and I've yet to see Trump make a positive difference to the US -I agree the US could do with a better representative but he got voted in by the people:-( hugs jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 5/20/2017 10:45:00 AM

Ha ha haaaa.... You have done amazingly. Good luck in the contest my dear lovely friend. A 7. Loved always, bl

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2017 1:06:00 PM

Just for fun not for a contest BL :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Marie Coreggia

Date: 5/20/2017 10:00:00 AM

Way to go Jan! The sad thing is this tweet keeps showering us with bricks, and umbrellas are mighty inefficient as protection:) Amitiés

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2017 1:07:00 PM

I can't believe he spends his time sending out information by tweet - he is a twit!:-( hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/19/2017 10:20:00 PM

So funny, great write!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2017 1:07:00 PM

Thanks Arthur - its a worrying time for the world with Trump in power, Brexit and the forthcoming UK elections - who knows what will happen next:-( hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 5/19/2017 8:12:00 PM

Numpty Trumpty is in a lot of trouble it seems, for all of Washington's statesmen can't make him stop tweeting, just how foolish he's been. Nice little dig at Trumps ineptness. Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2017 1:09:00 PM

I agree with you Emile and informing the world through social media may be part of his downfall it certainly isn't the way I thought he would behave:-( hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 5/19/2017 7:28:00 PM

now you said something then....that dude gonna get his rear kicked in....and then he's gonna be s*** out of luck....what that commercial say, i've fallen and i cant get up....lmao....you did that jan....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2017 1:10:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Eric:-) He sure isn't the most popular President is he!!!:-( hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 5/19/2017 6:24:00 PM

Lol... It would be a great fall ...nice one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 6:28:00 PM

It sure would Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 5/19/2017 6:08:00 PM

Trump always makes me think of my Dad He used to Trump and it used to Pen and Ink and said take bid sniffs it goes quicker

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 6:28:00 PM

Yes I also call a fart a trump - I think its mainly a British term lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 5/19/2017 5:42:00 PM

I misread election Jan.......silly me.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 5/19/2017 10:20:00 PM

The Irish and Scots both have 1 track minds!!! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 6:27:00 PM

ha ha ha behave Jean then again erection would fit in too within the contest of the poem lol!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 5/19/2017 4:27:00 PM

LOL that is funny Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 4:54:00 PM

Glad I made you smile Heidi I am so thankful I don't live in the US:-) hugs Jan xx

Eye Truth-Teller

Date: 5/19/2017 4:22:00 PM

haha funny

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 4:53:00 PM

Thank you Eye Truth Teller:-) hugs jan xx

Old Man Emu

Date: 5/19/2017 3:49:00 PM

Nicely done Jan, gave me a bit of a smile, over here is Australia. Kind regards, Craig

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 4:53:00 PM

Thanks so much - glad you don't have your head buried in the sand Craig:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/19/2017 3:48:00 PM

- :)))) ... the best today, Jan !!! - hugs and happy weekend // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 4:52:00 PM

LOL Anne Lise :-) I have seen some lovely poems this is just a parody on the nursery rhyme but the theme fits it so well lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 5/19/2017 3:03:00 PM

This was funny Jan, though I don't necessarily agree, still it was funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 3:10:00 PM

I appreciate there will be those who do support him who won't like the poem but I personally think he should be breaking down barriers not building walls:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/19/2017 2:54:00 PM

I love this Jan! Germany had a wall....look how great that turned out! We taxpayers will get stuck with the bill and his broken promises! Great Limerick Jan! ; ) 7

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 2:57:00 PM

I hope it never gets built at all Connie no good will come from it just harm - he should be trying to break down barriers not put up brick walls!:-( hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 5/19/2017 2:41:00 PM

I can hardly stand to look at that face. The wall... brick, tin, iron, or whatever, will never serve as a barrier. It just as soon be made of paper. Great parody, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/19/2017 2:56:00 PM

Thanks Lin - I have friends in the States who think he is the best thing since sliced bread and others who absolutely abhor him. Glad I am over here and can sit on the fence so to speak:-) hugs Jan xx