Best Humourous Poems
Below are the all-time best Humourous poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humourous poems written by PoetrySoup members
A Humourous Narrative For Lyric ManDave made a comment about his cowboy boots so I simply had to weave this joke into a little narrative
An elderly couple moved to Texas...
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Categories:
humourous, clothes, for him, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Bearded Lady -A Humourous Poem As Requested By Ilene BauerBEARDED LADY
Sue woke and looked terribly weird
She’d sprouted a black bushy beard
To get rid of this look
Should she wax or just pluck
Would the...
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Categories:
humourous, body, hair, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Hellllllllllppppp My Muse Is MissingIt’s gone! It’s gone! It has really gone
I've lost my sense of humour
I used to write quite funny poems
Now they are a distant rumour
I have...
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Categories:
humourous, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Screw YouMy heart
cr
ump
led
like the screwed up scraps of paper
now languishing in the trash bin
okay, so I write humourous poems ...
I rarely write 'free verse'
or 'perfect' iambic...
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Categories:
humourous, bullying, goodbye, poetry, slam,
Form:
Free verse
My AnxietyI look at the calendar
Check the date and time
My appointment looms
Just three days to go
I light a lavender scented candle
And inhale the soothing scent
It...
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Categories:
humourous, anxiety, body, cancer, how
Form:
Free verse
It's the Thought That CountsMy abiding memory of 2015 is of events that are so sad
With my father’s death, it’s the worst year I’ve ever had
It has been the...
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Categories:
humourous, christmas, giving, humorous, memory,
Form:
Couplet
This Is Me (Jan… or in some poems Stan)
compassionate, loyal, humourous... always uses an extra 'u'
Daughter, mother
Lover of men with greying hair, plain chocolate, orchids
Who feels...
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Categories:
humourous, humorous,
Form:
Bio
One Hundred and One Words - For ContestCasarah wants us to write happy
That’s not an easy job
My fickle muse has left me
She’s turned into quite a snob
She won’t let me write a...
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Categories:
humourous, happy, humorous, muse, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
A Journey With My Paranoia Pt 2continued from Pt 1
With my name underneath!/ I said "Who is keith?"/ She looked over...
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Categories:
humourous, depression, funnyme, me,
Form:
Free verse
Adventures In DoggerelWhen I was a lad and somewhat brash
I often read the poems of Ogden Nash,
whose humourous rhymes on many themes,
was motivation for my own poetic...
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Categories:
humourous, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetry Soup - Funniest PoetsOh how I love to read poems by Viv Wigley
He has me in hysterics and makes me go giggly
Ilene Bauer has a wonderful wit
Her clever...
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Categories:
humourous, friendship, how i feel,
Form:
Couplet
My Happy Muse Bites BackListen up guys I have got some news
This is the latest gossip about my muse
She threw her dummy out of the pram
Sometimes she is such...
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Categories:
humourous, humorous, muse, poetry,
Form:
Sonnet
No NamesIf in a contest you don’t place
Wipe those tears from off your face
If you’ve been here on soup a while
You can recognise a certain poet’s...
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Categories:
humourous, how i feel, poetry,
Form:
Couplet
New BeginningsMy work at school ended yesterday
And my heart is still so heavy and sad
Out of necessity I went on my way
So it is a...
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Categories:
humourous, moving on, work, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
A Gift To Last a LifetimeThis morning I was notified by TPS that I had been gifted a lifetime premium membership and that the donor wishes to remain anonymous.
I have...
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Categories:
humourous, giving, happy, how i
Form:
Narrative