Real Housewives Slam

The Real Housewives Sorry Reality T.V Housewives What's that all about Happy Wife Happy life Jesus Christ Thank God for Nannies And Cleaner's And Make up Artist's Imagine any of these Without the 3 R's to fall back upon Rich's Rrendering Rhinoplastey And a cheating Husband All of the diamonds and all the plastic surgeons Can't polish a turd Even if it's covered in gold Mutton dressed as lamb Doesn't make a housewife Real housewives are loved not built Are Mother's Not Reality Consumerist martyrs Dressed in overpriced garters With fake teeth Fake smile's Fake Boobs And even faker marriages With bleached and trimmed undercarriages Slam Sham Film flam Acting like there **** don't stink Because they are so full of botox They can't even blink Can only be watched with the aid of a stiff drink The mind boggles How low can we go Watch the show