Best Hottest Poems
Americ's Hottest Talk LineGot some Charity number
Usually put it on my cell phone
Called it and heard something Different
Called it the next day
Was America’s Hottest Talk Line
1800-444-3000
Met a lot of different men
An Erotic Site
You record your greeting
Thought it’s a therapy for my voice
Other men love my sick voice
Helps men...
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Categories:
hottest, life, love, men, romance,
Form:
Sonnet
An Ode To the Hottest Sauce In the UniverseI run
I scream
I cry
I release
I fall
I crawl
I heave
You win....
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Categories:
hottest, food, funny
Form:
Hottest Day of the YearToday's been so hot, skin's gone red
slept naked on top of the bed,
angry girl at the store
said “don't come back no more”
next time I'll cool off at home instead !...
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Categories:
hottest, humor, sunshine,
Form:
Limerick
Hottest Thing In TownHottest Thing in Town
I was kind of feeling merry
Drinking wine and sipping sherry
My mind was ready for a move
My feet were hitching for a groove
I was feeling as high as a kite
My hair was combed, my teeth were white
I was feeling so good
I thought I...
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Categories:
hottest, funny, imagination, home, hair,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Battle At the Hottestall stars that bright doth beam
doth not always a-right accord
that moderate terminal destiny;
routes there be craft-fill'd & thorny
but shaft-fill'd with the happy soft ending
clownish & whimsical as ‘tis doomful;
o moderation oft maketh abortive
a warfare’s line of battle at the hottest
angle that would take its foe’s...
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Categories:
hottest, fantasy
Form:
The Hottest Sauce In the UniverseThe burning
The pain
I will not submit!
It will not stop
It only gets worse
I will not let it take over!
Here I go
Running in circles
I will not lose control!
Ahh
I failed......
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Categories:
hottest, food
Form:
Categories:
hottest, food, summer,
Form:
Epulaeryu
The Hottest Boots AroundI was the hottest boot in Texas, Missouri, and Cheyenne.
I could dance the mumble jumbles off every other man.
My mate, my wife, my lover, was almost as sexy as me.
We could not be stopped once started, joyful as could be.
We danced up the hills and...
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Categories:
hottest, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Personification
Hottest SunDespite the thin rain
Burning without distinction
hot northeastern sun...
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Categories:
hottest, allegory, allusion, analogy, appreciation,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
hottest, 10th grade, 8th grade,
Form:
Sonnet
Calm Waters, Safe Harbour
I've been to a few strange places in my day
some hotter than the hottest spot on the sun
some colder than the coldest crater on the moon
and all the while I was looking for someone
looking here looking there I was searching everywhere
now I found you you...
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Categories:
hottest, moon, romance, romantic, romantic
Form:
Rhyme